Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML
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Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with my attractive and seemingly charming neighbor. Yesterday, his house was raided and he was arrested for running a heroin ring. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
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Snow_Daisy 7
Hey... you're not seeing the plus side of this situation. He probably wasn't someone who deserved to be your first kiss.
QWERTYCommander 5
Guys, remember. He was a SUSPECT, not the actual dealer.
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Comments (112)
tcbailey 0
I vote that snickers is a bisexual prude!!!! FYL for being a prude!!!!
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Something about the phrase 'bisexual prude' just doesn't really match up. Are you sure you thought that out properly?
jennacide 0
I vote you're jealous 'cause you can't watch us sexy bi girls in action. :P
jayjaysmokerson 0
Hot!! gotta love a bad boy/girl!!!
xx_kaelen_xx 0
mhmm I agree ^^ I love me a bad boy ;)
jayjaysmokerson 0
are you making a joke??? what are you, 5? I feel like that is a pretty common cultural norm to expect a kiss on a first date.
aDerangedStateOf 0
If The Guy Is Guilty He Should Get The Death Penalty.... and the girl for dating loser's.
aDerangedStateOf 0
So you would rather have thousand's of people die instead
aDerangedStateOf 0
*? Why not cut to the point and Start taking out the source of the problem?
x_AbyssGazing_x 0
OP is located in Qatar not the U.S. For all we know he could get the death penalty.
hijueputa 0
Actually snicks, I hope you're being sarcastic, because there is a huge chance that this guy WILL disappear. If the op is truly from where she says she is then there's no doubt. Qatar might be a little more liberal than its other Islamic neighbours, but it's still extremely strict about drug dealers. Trust me, I know this, I have been there on R
orangefanta 0
I don't think you were way to stick to your principles
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Clearly it was not. You need to take more care in the future to make your sarcasm obvious, rather than the nigh-imperceptible method you currently employ.
Domonator 16
It's somewhat disturbing to visualize all those policemen "popping up"...
youthink_fml 0
You've had a crush on him "for a long time" and didn't know he was a dealer? Sure.
ohSNAPyall 27
I hope you were the driver.