Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML
Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML
Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML
Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Today, I opened the door to a delivery girl with a towel around my waist as I was just out of the shower. My dog was going crazy at the courier, and when she handed me the touchpad to sign for the package, my dog decided it would be a good idea to pull my towel off. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
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Top comments
dweeds508 24
Holy shit, was it ok???
Pike313 14
Sounds like a ruff situation
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Comments (126)
kenzi0520 9
Maybe you should get him a doggie life jacket next time, my dog loves hers and it makes me feel better about taking her out on the water
DovahShep 20
so what you are saying is you watched your dog die?
vinnerator 7
probably jumped away from OPs nickname
doglady 16
**** the dog's life, poor buddy
littlejuwa 8
PLEASE RESPOND DO U HAVE UR DOG IS IT OKAY
Jakk100 20
This is such an amusingly phrased FML! Seriously though poor dog, I hope it's okay!
Rainyknights22 16
This cracks me up ?
ezdvs 12
Y'all are fighting over the gender of the damn dog??? WAS IT EVEN OKAY????