Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML
Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML
Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML
Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Today, I opened the door to a delivery girl with a towel around my waist as I was just out of the shower. My dog was going crazy at the courier, and when she handed me the touchpad to sign for the package, my dog decided it would be a good idea to pull my towel off. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
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Top comments
dweeds508 24
Holy shit, was it ok???
Pike313 14
Sounds like a ruff situation
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Comments (126)
EarlFug 19
Maybe Justin Bieber, but apparently not Justin Time.
sophie_foster 13
69th comment hardy har har
jen1097 25
This got accepted as an FML.. Really???..
rashpimplezitz 9
fricken frick
skatergal99 17
How did this make it through moderation?
AChaoticFray 25
This one needs a follow-up! Is your doggy okay?:(
Polynomial 28
Oh god, this happened to me before, with a 125 LB lab. Except didn't mistake him for anything.
rec_chem 22
Dogs don't belong on boats.
sbarua219 17
Nice name
HylianTwilight 21
Everytime I read this FML I keep thinking it says 'chicken dog'....
Witchylady 18
Oh no. Is your dog ok? What happened. Why weren't you taking better care of your dog. Your irresponsibility may have cost him his life. YDI