Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie, telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML
Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML
Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
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youngmessi252525 20
You aren't supposed to let the children down
jakers8424 18
RKO out of nowhere
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Comments (50)
EpicKassi 23
That's one way to do it.
helptheorphans 17
*bruh meme plays*
moniqueminx89 5
Next time, it might be best to hold her hand rather than carry her...and if you're going down, let her go OP! In seriousness, it happens and kids are pretty tough. i'm sure she wasn't critically injured.
TeacherTeacher 11
It happens. Working with kids, this will not be the last accident.
dukez81 17
Way to go highspeed. That's how we "do it" OP
ESE_gutty 18
Fell * Future teacher Strike 2, one more and you're out.
blackfire29 7
"Fall" should only be changed to "fell" here if we change every verb in the sentence to past tense. What she's doing here is using present tense verbs to tell a story that happened in the past, which is very common in English to make the story more attention-grabbing. - ESL teacher
SquirrellyGirl 20
That sucks but shit happens
Spoderman170 8
Apparently you weren't observing an English class
fantasyworld 39
I hope you both are ok.