Miscellaneous: Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell... - FML

By anonymous - 16/11/2011 03:17 - Canada

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 22:27 - Canada - Truro

Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By guessthatsatrickthen - 31/10/2015 17:19 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 20:42 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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By Alex - 31/07/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was expecting a package from Amazon, so when the doorbell rang I rushed out in my pajamas. It wasn't the delivery guy. It was my ex and her new boyfriend, here to drop off some of my old stuff. I'd answered the door wearing an anime onesie. FML

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By Embarresedguy - 03/07/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I woke up and decided to get the morning paper, I went outside with my bath robe on and when I leaned down to get my paper my bath robe came undone. Apparently everyone on my street saw it and decided to bring up public nudity at the next neighborhood meeting. FML

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By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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PSQ91 6

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:06

They got what they wanted, no need for further gifts.

s0m3guy2010 21

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:08

Looks like there's a full moon out tonight.

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twinmomnak 2

Friday 18 November 2011 5:18

My question is did they run away, howl in laughter or whistle at you???

50love 0

Friday 18 November 2011 8:16

That's what you get for owning a Snuggie.

Sunshyne_Daedree 0

Friday 18 November 2011 15:33

Snuggies, claiming the innocence of children.

jwill27 5

Monday 21 November 2011 23:19

That wasn't wanted at all

smylee14 0

Monday 28 November 2011 8:22

It be even more creepy if you were 70 lol but seriously you have officially scarred the kids for life !???

nevernope 5

Monday 28 November 2011 18:03

Snuggies are bad.

kewlkelsey 5

Friday 16 December 2011 6:02

Hahahahaha!!! This just made me literally lol. That's hilarious on my part, but I'm sorry about that, it must have been quiet emberrasing :/

camjac16 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:45

Feel bad for the kids

chubby_choco 17

Monday 23 January 2012 22:18

D: You get embarrassed for being generous enough to donate? How the **** do people think you deserve this?

kill3rs 0

Monday 11 June 2012 1:43

Lucky bastards...

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