Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML
Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was expecting a package from Amazon, so when the doorbell rang I rushed out in my pajamas. It wasn't the delivery guy. It was my ex and her new boyfriend, here to drop off some of my old stuff. I'd answered the door wearing an anime onesie. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to get the morning paper, I went outside with my bath robe on and when I leaned down to get my paper my bath robe came undone. Apparently everyone on my street saw it and decided to bring up public nudity at the next neighborhood meeting. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
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Top comments
PSQ91 6
They got what they wanted, no need for further gifts.
s0m3guy2010 21
Looks like there's a full moon out tonight.
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Comments (165)
AlaskaKid95 7
Damn Snuggies.
ejjamael 5
you're pic made it even more funny
rexgar2000 10
your* sorry
Purpl3_Ninja 5
Did you still give them money?
pfx2_fml 15
I bet they went home happy
aeriexo 4
You deserve it for owning a Snuggie.
xbrit551 13
Snuggies are amazing **** you snuggle haters
DynamicDave 11
I used to be like you, I thought Snuggies were the lamest thing ever. Then I got one, and my life changed forever. I'm happier, sexier, and more confident. Women fling themselves into my arms as I walk down the street. I find money in my wallet that I don't remember putting there. Rain clouds avoid me so I stand in a pocket of bright sunshine while everyone else gets drenched. You can't diss the motherfuckin' Snuggie. In short, Snuggies are awesome.
LaDeFreakinDa 4
^ he's the most interesting man in the world.
cntryiscntrywide 0
I don't normally troll but, snuggies are gay so.. YDI.
kidwiththeface42 7
"How'd collecting donations go?" "We made alot of money, but saw some ladie's ass... She still gave us 10 dollars though."
You_Need_Soap 6
But we gave her back the full $27 we collected from the first 5 houses and tipped her her own $10!
xxtraan 1
Was she hot ? What is she black white Asian ? How old did she look ?
GameOver008 1
I wish i was there
rayzer_fml 0
Lmao XD
rayzer_fml 0
Lol you sound like a lil perv XD
GameOver008 1
I am a little perv :3
kaykay20 0
You do know you can turn it around towards the front and be able to cover everything by using it as a robe.
your_face 15
Better yet, don't waste your money on a Snuggie in the first place, and just wear your robe backwards.
ScarletBloom 14
To them you donated more than enough.
FYLDeep 26
If I was one of the kids I'd be like "Look lady, I think you need your money more than I do. Go out and buy yourself some clothes, and for the love of God don't buy another Snuggie. What the hell's wrong with you?"