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FML - The follow-up

Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML

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From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.
By anonymous4991 - / Friday 4 May 2012 00:39 / United States - Denver
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  linkinpark98  |  23

Yeah, you've cat to be kitten me right meow! :3

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  ocean4venue  |  0

You've gotta be kitten me right meow,

By  kreepers  |  6

Forever alone!

By  Airman1988  |  9

I don't care that's still just weird seriously.

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  DJR_fml  |  2

There was no real reason in correcting him other than being a bit of a snob. I'm sure he just momentarily got here/hear mixed up as you did in your Bio.

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  Baustigt  |  40

I can hear literally every word that my neighbours say. How the woman eats too much McDonalds. How the man hogs the computer. How the woman stays in bed for too long. How the man is now going to live with his mum.

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  rubberduckie94  |  13

I live in the country and can run around in my yard naked if I wanted and no one would see me. It would drive me nuts to have neighbors so close. But it is a very funny fml. One of the funniest for some time.

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  outch_fml  |  0

Here in New York, you can hear everybody's troubles, screaming, laughing, crying, sometimes a gun goes off here and there. But hey, the city that never sleeps right?

By  VictoriaSchultz  |  8

It's even more funny considering that you're a girl.

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  plaguer  |  26

"lololol lesbians"

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