By anonymous4991 - 4/5/2012 00:39 - United States - Denver
  Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML
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From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.
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  rubberduckie94  |  13

I live in the country and can run around in my yard naked if I wanted and no one would see me. It would drive me nuts to have neighbors so close. But it is a very funny fml. One of the funniest for some time.

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  outch_fml  |  0

Here in New York, you can hear everybody's troubles, screaming, laughing, crying, sometimes a gun
goes off here and there. But hey, the city that never sleeps right?