Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML
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Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I’ve had a blocked nose for weeks, so when I sneezed I partially dislodged a massive solid booger. It was so big and thick, I had to grab it and pull it the rest of the way out. I was on a first date at the time, and he left before I got back from the bathroom. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, after a bad head cold, my boyfriend woke up, shambled to the bathroom and sniffled. He then pulled the biggest booger I've ever seen out of his nose; it looked like a giant slug. He took a picture, then set it as his lock screen. FML
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cinnaluna 0
Why would you kiss someone with something like that hanging out of their nose?!?
SweetestSin 4
you couldn't just politely say "you may want to wipe your nose!"?
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Comments (93)
kiah101 0
ewww! and den be like u fucken bitch it fucken fell out of u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
asteroth 8
Could you rephrase that in a language understandable to the seemingly more educated?
dhei 0
hahaha truth
noypi629 0
funniest i have read as of today haha
ColdGold 6
Funny. You kissed a glob of snot. Live and learn.
hotboy977 0
pppffffff hahahahahaha that's some funny Shetland right there
kayPandastyle 15
eww I woulda told him lol
k1w1 0
someone sounds a little grossly easy. eww.
dtao114 0
Was that his bogger? Gross.
maverick1752 16
wow, from the way he said it id say he was an indian
iateapenguin 27
Groooooooooooooooooooooooooosss
mwali02 32
So... How desperate were you for a kiss?