Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML
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Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I’ve had a blocked nose for weeks, so when I sneezed I partially dislodged a massive solid booger. It was so big and thick, I had to grab it and pull it the rest of the way out. I was on a first date at the time, and he left before I got back from the bathroom. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, after a bad head cold, my boyfriend woke up, shambled to the bathroom and sniffled. He then pulled the biggest booger I've ever seen out of his nose; it looked like a giant slug. He took a picture, then set it as his lock screen. FML
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Top comments
cinnaluna 0
Why would you kiss someone with something like that hanging out of their nose?!?
SweetestSin 4
you couldn't just politely say "you may want to wipe your nose!"?
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Comments (93)
alexandraa_fml 0
YDI for being backwards.
BaBiiSpAnKy821 0
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :O hey anione who reads this message me im so lonley
Veritas143 0
needy...
Simply_J 0
Top 25 of 2009
CallMeHush 1
So who ate it?
Fminetoo 0
lmao
null_fml 11
Does he always speak like Tarzan, or was it just the once?
insurgentes 0
This made me laugh a lot more than the FML. Along with #4. Thank you.
cjammer 0
Some guys are sloppy kissers. Didn't it concern you that if he went for your bottom lip, it could have slipped into your mouth? Consideration apparently takes a backseat to snogging.
MissOriginal 0
I HATE boogers, absolutely HATE them, u shouldve told him!!! How could u kiss someone with a giant booger like that?!?!?!
Pinaymix 0
That's so disgusting! Definitely FYL, I would have dodged that kiss like the plague.
waterynuggets 0
So let me get this straight, you weren't too afraid to make out with this "really hot guy in a jacuzzi" but you were too afraid to tell him to wipe his nose? Oh, well, YDI.
mariahrawks 0
@20 agreed.
cookies_for_you 0
seriously, how old are you? just tell him "oh, you've got something under your nose" - it's not hard. YDI for being too immature to say something.