Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Man you always gotta brush your pearly whites so situations like this don't happen!!
saIty 17
The Rock better give you plentiful of cash for that tooth then.
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Comments (186)
emma21marie 0
Wait how old are you?
candycup27 0
Wow.
BradleysMommie 0
Wow that's awful!(:
billreines 0
What are you on meth or just so young your baby teeth are still falling out
br0ccoli 15
Awkward. Lol.
kei1108 13
That would be disgusting, but if she's shallow enough to get mad at you for it, then she's not for you.
yaoifreak 8
How old are you
curlysue84 2
What are you 7 years old?
7341902 0
Hahaha what are you like 10 and you haven't lost all your teeth!? Haha
jonathanargueta 1
Was her mouth that acidic?