Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he started humping my leg and said, "I'm gonna hump the fatness out of you and make you beautiful." FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
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BubbleGrunge 18
Did you like his bone?
MEM0817 18
And that's when you put him in the dog house....
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Comments (103)
blondie107 20
Aw come up with something to say to him! It kinda sucks, probably, but if you look at it the right way, it's kinda funny(: Does he have any quirky habits?
challan 19
Rutt Roah
greggly123 6
Don't complain, obviously he's hitting a spot so sensitive it causes that to happen. I highly doubt it doesn't feel amazing. Better that than a guy who can't get you off to save his life, right?!?!
Pokelad 12
Is he throwing sticks and telling you to 'fetch' yet?
kurodansei 16
Replace stick with dick and you may have the next joke in his act.
tomatosz 23
Wait, you want him to throw his dick?! How does that even work o.O
newburton13 26
Congratulations, you're now his bitch.
Tuffay 14
Been there, done that.
dickstra 2
The ad at the bottom of the page is for dog training stuff and it made this so much better
Iceman225 11
a bit disturbing...
MistsMoon 15
YDI for putting up with it. If you don't like it, say something, or stop whining.
knotcool 15
If she's whining, isn't she technically saying something?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Maybe she did say something but he's so amused by it that he continues anyway. I've known many a person who was like that.
dakotahulsey 15
Insert dog sex reference here