Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he started humping my leg and said, "I'm gonna hump the fatness out of you and make you beautiful." FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
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BubbleGrunge 18
Did you like his bone?
MEM0817 18
And that's when you put him in the dog house....
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Comments (103)
andrekrivo 20
you should be happy that he actually pays attention!
chanellgymnast 17
You can either put him in the doghouse or enjoy his bone?
ShinedownLuv 14
So you're his bitch now
lonewolf6613 4
That moment when a girl has more balls to say something than a guy does.
theworldismad 10
and there is some strange reason as to why it's different for a girl to have more balls than a guy? just because we're girls doesn't mean we can't have balls enough to say certain stuff
lonewolf6613 4
I meant it to say girls are becoming braver than guys -_- It's a good thing. So realize I'm speaking AS A GIRL before you get your panties in a bunch.
theworldismad 10
I know it's a good thing and I honestly hadn't checked if you were a girl or a guy. I'm glad that most girls are braver than some guys
lonewolf6613 4
point here being, don't get mad right off the bat :) misinterpretations happen, yes? and hellz yeah! Girls are getting tough xD
astralvagan 20
Sounds to me like there is some sort of revenge in store..... If he wants to treat you like a dog, start ripping all his things up and peeing on things.... It sounds crazy but I can guarantee you it will make him stop saying that
golden_warrior 23
learn to take a joke
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Unless he is into that kind of thing, then she's just made the situation more complicated.
TinyEMT 6
You're right..it does sound crazy. Very crazy.
Bobskittens1 12
That's an interesting visual....
missdodd 6
worse things have happened.
garrett1999o3 16
I bet he was panting for more.
gameover18 17
I bet he has panting for more.
garrett1999o3 16
#21 Did you really just copy my comment?
lonewolf6613 4
Technically he tried to...and failed.
RedPillSucks 33
Just a minute apart. It happens
theycallmekitty 13
I'm curious as to what area it is...
frip_fml 9
Piss on his leg.