Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he started humping my leg and said, "I'm gonna hump the fatness out of you and make you beautiful." FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
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BubbleGrunge 18
Did you like his bone?
MEM0817 18
And that's when you put him in the dog house....
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Comments (103)
WICKEDxANGEL 13
Oh gosh o.O well everyone's different, at least he didn't laugh at you, right? :o
djinnyf 12
Now that'll put you in the mood..... Men like to shoot themself in the foot.....
MilkyFilmz 26
This reminds me of the clit flick fml
DirkNJ 2
You got a case of the "Jimmy Leg"
kobykai 3
I cant believe how many puns you can make out of this...
mr_jack_meoff 5
I actually laughed out loud at this, rare!
interesting33 37
A lot of girls' hips buck involuntarily when a certain spot on the clit is touched. Don't worry :)
TheWhiteLotus 5
LoL that's adorable and hilarious at the same time ~
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
Omg! I'm so happy I'm not the only one who does that, but don't feel bad. My friend didn't stop when she found out either.
trainheartnet 1
That gives the word bitch a whole new meaning