By ERnightmare - 02/08/2018 21:00 - United States - Long Beach

Spicy
Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 112
You deserved it 4 245

Same thing different taste

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And after he pulled out the Magic 8-Ball, it said, “Things look hazy.”

tounces7 27

I mean, you could have at least told us what it was.

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Depending on his specialty, he's probably seen all sorts of weird things in people's bodies, so your situation is nothing new. But maybe you should buy a legitimate sex toy instead of whatever it was you were using? There are tons of online shops if there's nothing in your town that sells them.

Well, at least it wasn’t in you anus. That’s a plus, am I right?

“doc, I slipped and fell on that thing. I don’t know how else it got in there”

mccuish 25

Makes me wonder what that object was