Today, my sweet tooth went to a whole different level when I took a swig out of a bottle of maple syrup. FML
TonyTalkingClock tells us more.
OP here. First off, I would like to thank you all for not only putting my FML on here, but also giving me all this feedback! I felt like I would answer some questions. 2 - Note to self: Will try. 8, and several others - I actually do have some French Canadian heritage, but I was born and raised here in the North Shore of Massachusetts. 36 - It's real maple. Thanks for the feedback, everyone! If you're wondering, it tasted like maple syrup.
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WCARlover 35
As someone who likes to eat spoonfuls of frosting and chocolate chips I have little room to judge
Enkeria 30
Put some vodka in it and you're ready to go. Haha!! :)
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Comments (109)
OohSheRatchet 11
Get REKT
LegalLoitering 12
Your extra chromosome is showing
ohSNAPyall 27
Disgusting, 18.
byEyecandy 10
Implying that saying "get reked is an extra chromosome". Idiot...
lil_ham1644 29
Wtf were you thinking 71? Why is it disgusting?
Enkeria 30
Put some vodka in it and you're ready to go. Haha!! :)
Soviet_American 29
That's some Canadian stuff right there.!
atwmsp 4
I prefer whiskey
mikepzz 27
It would truly be a Canadian classic if we blended fine canadian rye in it lol
starile 20
What?? Canadians do this? What else do you use maple syrup for, if not pancakes and waffles? I'm curious
sturschaedel 27
Judging from the month I spent in Canada: they put it everywhere! Highlights included: tea, breadspread (maple butter FTW!), candies and salad dressing.
AnOriginalName 19
62, because syrup is one of the four main food groups, it is perfectly acceptable in any dish, in any style.
WCARlover 35
As someone who likes to eat spoonfuls of frosting and chocolate chips I have little room to judge
JMichael 26
I personally can't judge either. I have a hidden stash of chocolates and cookies in my room
KK3137 31
I have a whole drawer full of chocolate, candy and cookies. Makes for great spontaneous parties. Mostly alone...
more4me 27
I eat Nutella with a spoon !
Zebediabolical 45
So long as you were using it to chase pancake-wrapped sausages, it's all good.
sayyestothedress 24
Oh my god!... I can't even imagine that! That gave me shivers all over my body! I can NEVER do that! I'm more if a salty person, I could do that with salt but not maple syrup!
StarDust5921 16
This makes me think of Super Troopers.
lulinator 40
First thought as well. "I am all that is man!"
orbit 22
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
frozen92_fml 12
Meow that's funny.
hard_candy 25
i turn into a sugar fiend sometimes. there really is no stopping it. it's like having another personality!
katydid91 31
It's called PMS and I have that personality too!
MeanBeagle 22
Canadian eh?
iAmPaul 49
No, you can obviously see that OP's American.
MeanBeagle 22
the op is Canadian according to his reply. meanbeagle : 1
iAmPaul 49
Actually OP is American according to his reply. He said he has French-Canadian heritage, but he was born and raised in Massachusetts, thus making him American. I have English, French, and Ukrainian heritage, but I was born and raised in Canada. Therefore I'm Canadian - I'm not English, I'm not French, and I'm not Ukrainian. You need to work on your reading comprehension skills. Paul: 1 Beagle: 0
MeanBeagle 22
try telling a black person they aren't African american. meanbeagle : 2 Paul : still zero "eh"?
fuckdepression 13
I'm jumping in. An African American person is an American. Nobody is denying their race or heritage, but they aren't Africans. They were born in America, and they grew up here. Therefore they are Americans. Paul: still 1 Beagle: still 0
iAmPaul 49
@92 104 perfectly addressed that. An African American (which is simply the politically correct way of saying "black person") is still an American, despite their heritage. Citizenship is different from heritage and race. Paul: 3 Beagle: -1 for stereotyping us Canadians with "eh"
iAmPaul 49
We Canadians practically drink maple syrup.
HairIsEverything 15
Excuse my language, but what the ******* ****? You literally just told someone, #8 , off, then went and contradicted yourself. Uhhhhh.....I hope I'm not the only one who noticed. Dipshit
hernanjaimes_ 22
He said OP wasn't Canadian that doesn't mean he can't be Canadian now who's the dip shit
rocker_chick23 27
#51: You're the dipshit. #9 said the OP wasn't Canadian. He never said that he wasn't Canadian. Learn to read before you call another person a dipshit.
ohSNAPyall 27
And OP literally drinks maple syrup.
iAmPaul 49
72 - I also implied "on a regular basis" at the end of my comment.
MeanBeagle 22
I was #8. apparently I was reported for abuse cause someone didn't like being wrong.
iAmPaul 49
108 - You... were? You were, what? Oh and you're insinuating that I reported your comment, which I didn't at all. Stop making false accusations and stop harassing me on my own comments. For the record, I was always correct and you were always incorrect.
UnidentifiedFun 37
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I just threw up in my mouth a little..
worldclassrager 41
Desperate times call for desperate measures