By TonyTalkingClock - 04/11/2014 12:48 - United States - Haverhill

Today, my sweet tooth went to a whole different level when I took a swig out of a bottle of maple syrup. FML
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TonyTalkingClock 11

OP here. First off, I would like to thank you all for not only putting my FML on here, but also giving me all this feedback! I felt like I would answer some questions. 2 - Note to self: Will try. 8, and several others - I actually do have some French Canadian heritage, but I was born and raised here in the North Shore of Massachusetts. 36 - It's real maple. Thanks for the feedback, everyone! If you're wondering, it tasted like maple syrup.

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As someone who likes to eat spoonfuls of frosting and chocolate chips I have little room to judge

Put some vodka in it and you're ready to go. Haha!! :)


Put some vodka in it and you're ready to go. Haha!! :)

It would truly be a Canadian classic if we blended fine canadian rye in it lol

What?? Canadians do this? What else do you use maple syrup for, if not pancakes and waffles? I'm curious

Judging from the month I spent in Canada: they put it everywhere! Highlights included: tea, breadspread (maple butter FTW!), candies and salad dressing.

AnOriginalName 19

62, because syrup is one of the four main food groups, it is perfectly acceptable in any dish, in any style.

As someone who likes to eat spoonfuls of frosting and chocolate chips I have little room to judge

JMichael 25

I personally can't judge either. I have a hidden stash of chocolates and cookies in my room

I have a whole drawer full of chocolate, candy and cookies. Makes for great spontaneous parties. Mostly alone...

So long as you were using it to chase pancake-wrapped sausages, it's all good.

Oh my god!... I can't even imagine that! That gave me shivers all over my body! I can NEVER do that! I'm more if a salty person, I could do that with salt but not maple syrup!

i turn into a sugar fiend sometimes. there really is no stopping it. it's like having another personality!

katydid91 31

It's called PMS and I have that personality too!

iAmPaul 49

No, you can obviously see that OP's American.

the op is Canadian according to his reply. meanbeagle : 1

iAmPaul 49

Actually OP is American according to his reply. He said he has French-Canadian heritage, but he was born and raised in Massachusetts, thus making him American. I have English, French, and Ukrainian heritage, but I was born and raised in Canada. Therefore I'm Canadian - I'm not English, I'm not French, and I'm not Ukrainian. You need to work on your reading comprehension skills. Paul: 1 Beagle: 0

try telling a black person they aren't African american. meanbeagle : 2 Paul : still zero "eh"?

I'm jumping in. An African American person is an American. Nobody is denying their race or heritage, but they aren't Africans. They were born in America, and they grew up here. Therefore they are Americans. Paul: still 1 Beagle: still 0

iAmPaul 49

@92 104 perfectly addressed that. An African American (which is simply the politically correct way of saying "black person") is still an American, despite their heritage. Citizenship is different from heritage and race. Paul: 3 Beagle: -1 for stereotyping us Canadians with "eh"

iAmPaul 49

We Canadians practically drink maple syrup.

Excuse my language, but what the ******* ****? You literally just told someone, #8 , off, then went and contradicted yourself. Uhhhhh.....I hope I'm not the only one who noticed. Dipshit

He said OP wasn't Canadian that doesn't mean he can't be Canadian now who's the dip shit

rocker_chick23 27

#51: You're the dipshit. #9 said the OP wasn't Canadian. He never said that he wasn't Canadian. Learn to read before you call another person a dipshit.

iAmPaul 49

72 - I also implied "on a regular basis" at the end of my comment.

I was #8. apparently I was reported for abuse cause someone didn't like being wrong.

iAmPaul 49

108 - You... were? You were, what? Oh and you're insinuating that I reported your comment, which I didn't at all. Stop making false accusations and stop harassing me on my own comments. For the record, I was always correct and you were always incorrect.

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