Today, my sweet tooth went to a whole different level when I took a swig out of a bottle of maple syrup. FML
OP here. First off, I would like to thank you all for not only putting my FML on here, but also giving me all this feedback! I felt like I would answer some questions.
2 - Note to self: Will try.
8, and several others - I actually do have some French Canadian heritage, but I was born and raised here in the North Shore of Massachusetts.
36 - It's real maple.
Thanks for the feedback, everyone! If you're wondering, it tasted like maple syrup.