FML : Today, my sweet tooth went to a whole different level when I took a swig out of a bottle of maple syrup. FML

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Today, my sweet tooth went to a whole different level when I took a swig out of a bottle of maple syrup. FML

OP here. First off, I would like to thank you all for not only putting my FML on here, but also giving me all this feedback! I felt like I would answer some questions. 2 - Note to self: Will try. 8, and several others - I actually do have some French Canadian heritage, but I was born and raised here in the North Shore of Massachusetts. 36 - It's real maple. Thanks for the feedback, everyone! If you're wondering, it tasted like maple syrup.

By TonyTalkingClock - / Tuesday 4 November 2014 12:48 / United States - Haverhill

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By WCARlover | 34

#6109527 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 18:55

As someone who likes to eat spoonfuls of frosting and chocolate chips I have little room to judge

By Enkeria | 30

#6109526 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 18:54

Put some vodka in it and you're ready to go. Haha!! :)

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By OohSheRatchet | 11

#6109524 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 18:53

Get REKT

LegalLoitering | 12

#6109569 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 19:19

Your extra chromosome is showing

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6110014 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 4:31

Disgusting, 18.

byEyecandy | 10

#6110374 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 19:11

Implying that saying "get reked is an extra chromosome". Idiot...

lil_ham1644 | 29

#6110518 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 22:19

Wtf were you thinking 71? Why is it disgusting?

By Enkeria | 30

#6109526 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 18:54

Put some vodka in it and you're ready to go. Haha!! :)

Soviet_American | 29

#6109570 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 19:19

That's some Canadian stuff right there.!

atwmsp | 4

#6109703 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 21:41

I prefer whiskey

mikepzz | 27

#6109793 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 23:57

It would truly be a Canadian classic if we blended fine canadian rye in it lol

starile | 19

#6109966 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 3:00

What?? Canadians do this? What else do you use maple syrup for, if not pancakes and waffles? I'm curious

sturschaedel | 27

#6110077 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 7:16

Judging from the month I spent in Canada: they put it everywhere! Highlights included: tea, breadspread (maple butter FTW!), candies and salad dressing.

AnOriginalName | 19

#6110163 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 11:10

62, because syrup is one of the four main food groups, it is perfectly acceptable in any dish, in any style.

By WCARlover | 34

#6109527 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 18:55

As someone who likes to eat spoonfuls of frosting and chocolate chips I have little room to judge

JMichael | 25

#6109621 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 20:04

I personally can't judge either. I have a hidden stash of chocolates and cookies in my room

KK3137 | 31

#6110081 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 7:32

I have a whole drawer full of chocolate, candy and cookies. Makes for great spontaneous parties. Mostly alone...

more4me | 27

#6112302 - Friday 7 November 2014 8:18

I eat Nutella with a spoon !

By Zebediabolical | 36

#6109530 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 18:55

So long as you were using it to chase pancake-wrapped sausages, it's all good.

sayyestothedress | 24

#6110215 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 12:58

Oh my god!... I can't even imagine that! That gave me shivers all over my body! I can NEVER do that! I'm more if a salty person, I could do that with salt but not maple syrup!

By StarDust5921 | 16

#6109531 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 18:55

This makes me think of Super Troopers.

lulinator | 38

#6109553 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 19:08

First thought as well. "I am all that is man!"

orbit | 22

#6109688 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 21:26

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

frozen92_fml | 12

#6109857 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 0:30

Meow that's funny.

By hard_candy | 25

#6109536 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 18:57

i turn into a sugar fiend sometimes. there really is no stopping it. it's like having another personality!

katydid91 | 27

#6110115 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 10:02

It's called PMS and I have that personality too!

By MeanBeagle | 22

#6109537 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 18:57

Canadian eh?

iAmPaul | 49

#6109542 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 19:01

No, you can obviously see that OP's American.

MeanBeagle | 22

#6109941 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 2:20

the op is Canadian according to his reply.
meanbeagle : 1

iAmPaul | 49

#6110488 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 21:53

Actually OP is American according to his reply. He said he has French-Canadian heritage, but he was born and raised in Massachusetts, thus making him American.

I have English, French, and Ukrainian heritage, but I was born and raised in Canada. Therefore I'm Canadian - I'm not English, I'm not French, and I'm not Ukrainian.

You need to work on your reading comprehension skills.

Paul: 1
Beagle: 0

MeanBeagle | 22

#6110628 - Thursday 6 November 2014 0:20

try telling a black person they aren't African american.

meanbeagle : 2
Paul : still zero "eh"?

fuckdepression | 13

#6112894 - Friday 7 November 2014 21:18

I'm jumping in. An African American person is an American. Nobody is denying their race or heritage, but they aren't Africans. They were born in America, and they grew up here. Therefore they are Americans.

Paul: still 1
Beagle: still 0

iAmPaul | 49

#6114909 - Monday 10 November 2014 3:18

@92

104 perfectly addressed that. An African American (which is simply the politically correct way of saying "black person") is still an American, despite their heritage. Citizenship is different from heritage and race.

Paul: 3
Beagle: -1 for stereotyping us Canadians with "eh"

By iAmPaul | 49

#6109541 - Tuesday 4 November 2014 19:00

We Canadians practically drink maple syrup.

HairIsEverything | 15

#6109860 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 0:34

Excuse my language, but what the FUCKING FUCK? You literally just told someone, #8 , off, then went and contradicted yourself. Uhhhhh.....I hope I'm not the only one who noticed. Dipshit

hernanjaimes_ | 22

#6109907 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 1:28

He said OP wasn't Canadian that doesn't mean he can't be Canadian now who's the dip shit

rocker_chick23 | 27

#6109922 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 1:47

#51: You're the dipshit. #9 said the OP wasn't Canadian. He never said that he wasn't Canadian. Learn to read before you call another person a dipshit.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6110016 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 4:33

And OP literally drinks maple syrup.

iAmPaul | 49

#6110494 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 21:56

72 - I also implied "on a regular basis" at the end of my comment.

MeanBeagle | 22

#6117771 - Thursday 13 November 2014 14:35

I was #8. apparently I was reported for abuse cause someone didn't like being wrong.

iAmPaul | 49

#6122409 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 1:05

108 - You... were? You were, what?

Oh and you're insinuating that I reported your comment, which I didn't at all. Stop making false accusations and stop harassing me on my own comments.

For the record, I was always correct and you were always incorrect.