Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML
Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML
Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML
Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I tried to climb out of my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "great" escape. FML
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Top comments
Mpii 11
Cheer up OP. None of us would have made it in easily. However you might want to highten your security. If you can make it in, so can someone else.
pjsr 33
Only a ninja
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Comments (33)
Duriel_fml 5
Being a ninja an be done, it just takes a bit of practice. Something that can be done in case you don't have a spare house key is leaving one window that does not have a screen unlocked in a place you only know of. For me this is a window in my bedroom, or was as I have since moved out. It takes a bit of practice, but once you get a hang of it, it will be an invaluable tool for getting into your house. Just don't try and break into other people's houses.
Mathalamus 25
try leaving a spare key in a secret location, next time.
Echosnow 15
At least you know a ninja is not a good job for you!
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
I guess not everyone can be a ninja...
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
Sometimes, you just gotta leave it to the professionals.
thisguy22 33
That's better than a broken ankle and a sprained window.... No wait...
914smv 18
This is what we get from watching movies... my friend did that too, ended up breaking my whole blinds. Good luck to u!!
hipposteve 21
boss! gotta live it to learn from it. hide a key in case it happens again.
Oyas12 14
are you related to the guy who tried this a few days ago?
valene5687 13
Hi, I'm Op! Nope, not related, but that's definitely where I got the idea from lol
Obito_Uchiha651 17
Not everything is as easy as they show it on Naruto OP
PaulieXP 16
This is what you get for skipping Iruka's classes all the time.
whysojealous 18
Op shoulda used a shadow clone instead
leowoman 10
Nice try :)