A touching Christmas tale

By Anonymous - 24/12/2022 00:00

Today, I brought my girlfriend back to my place, but my abusive, homeless dad, who I haven’t spoken to in a year, had broken in to have sex with some woman in my front room, before both passing out on heroin. My girlfriend saw my dad's penis and drug stuff, and left me to clean him up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 753
You deserved it 242

Same thing different taste

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Who has the better penis? Is that why your girlfriend left?

Im sorry. As someone who grew up in a similar environment, I know how hard it is to separate this bs from your adult life.

tiptoppc 19

Pretty easy. Cops and a restraining order. This very act can grant you the reasons for one easily