Animals: Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I...

By FrozenAnonymus - 14/07/2016 18:05 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML

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By BadBreath - 09/04/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

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By Noname - 02/02/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML

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By aaalias34 - 26/02/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

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By silentbutdeadly - 27/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML

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By Keyser Soze - 17/01/2017 09:56

Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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Vicious dog

By onefmlafteranother - 15/11/2019 01:00

Today, I was laying my head on my dad's dog when he walked in. I jokingly asked my dad, "I'm cuddling with your dog, are you jealous?" At that moment, the dog lets a massive, earth-quaking fart and my dad promptly responded, "Nope!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 16:41 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I woke up to my dog laying on the pillow next to me. When he saw that I was awake, he wagged his tail happily and then promptly sneezed in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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niftyismybitch 21

Friday 15 July 2016 11:27

She has to..her nose is way more sensitive than yours.

kirby1964 20

Friday 15 July 2016 11:35

She was happy you looked at her. Dog do not control their tails. It was a natural response.

Comments

kernelkat 16

Friday 15 July 2016 22:37

Cute. When my dog farts he gets up and runs off terrified. Doesn't realize it's coming from him.

brezzyanna 17

Saturday 16 July 2016 1:38

When my dog farts, she jumps up and sniffs her own butt, like she can't believe she made that sound.

freddygasman 18

Saturday 16 July 2016 6:23

she was probably thinking paybacks are a b!tch and so am I

nicoleeeee_94 10

Saturday 16 July 2016 15:24

awww that stinks! I know the feeling! my dog once let one rip right in front of the fan blowing in my direction! sorry about that but hopefully the smell cleared up quickly!

Gastondeluxe 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 17:02

I love this dog:)

7cheer7 5

Sunday 17 July 2016 7:04

Dog:it's NOT my fart

FrozenAnonymus 13

Sunday 17 July 2016 19:40

Hey Op here. Thanks guy for the comments. It was nice to read your stories. Well she sure is a very funny dog and I love her a lot. But I think that I even saw a little evil smile on her face while she done that haha. Cheers to all dogs!