Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off, I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now… I wait. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML
Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML
Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML
Today, my excruciating ear pain turned out to be a bastard maggot eating away at all the vital things behind my eardrum. The doctor pulled it out, but I’m now permanently deaf in that ear and can’t balance. I fall if I try to stand or walk further than 5 feet. FML
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mzmush 2
Still worth the same , even covered in poop!!
Llama_Face89 34
16- they technically only lost $100 :P
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Comments (143)
bethanael 13
Take that poor puppy to the vet! It needs to be checked out so it doesn't get hurt.
Strwbry3Shortcke 8
Earrings might be harmful to your puppy's stomach! Also, who spends $200 on a pair of earrings?
lovesthebeach 0
Are you even sure the dog ate it ? Getting the puppie x rayed would be a good idea .
justlikeme79 9
Yes, because intimidating your dog to the point that he no longer speaks is a wonderful way to be.
perdix 31
Looks like the resale value has gone to shit.
SeemsToFail 0
Well I hope your puppys tummys ok
TheThree 0
Win!
annihil8or 15
Maybe the dog wants you to get him a gold grill for his teeth cuz he knows ur bling costs $200?
RadioDeeJayy_ 6
It's okay, you'll get them back, I'm sure. (:
ehllychan 10
It sucks, but you definitely should be way more concerned with your puppy than your earrings, no matter how expensive they might be...