Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off, I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now… I wait. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML
Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML
Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML
Today, my excruciating ear pain turned out to be a bastard maggot eating away at all the vital things behind my eardrum. The doctor pulled it out, but I’m now permanently deaf in that ear and can’t balance. I fall if I try to stand or walk further than 5 feet. FML
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mzmush 2
Still worth the same , even covered in poop!!
Llama_Face89 34
16- they technically only lost $100 :P
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Comments (143)
oarisimo 4
So THAT'S your fml?? I'd be more worried about the earring tearing my dog's digestive tract, not waiting on my damn earring.
kiss_1214 17
Same thing happened to someone I know. Except it was her daughter and her wedding ring
JadeWalker 14
Better take your dog to the vet. Could puncture his intestines.
Dmbfan99 0
*lying in bed*
SoultheWolf 19
wtf? Who buys $200 earings? And then just lays in bed with them? Also what about your puppy? There is a high chance it could rip his stomache, intestines, or colon. Take him to the vet before something horrible happens.
Matty1188 6
If the earrings were $200, you're only out $100.
SweetlyPsycho 4
Way to steal my picture-.-"
l0v3p4in 7
OP, YDI. When your dog was starting to come close to your head to begin with you should have shooed him away then rather than allow him time to get that close to nibble at your ear. Yes, the fresh saliva on your pinna and the puppy's breath from him snorting into your ear are some of those little treasures in life all dog lovers enjoy, but if you are so concerned about your expensive earrings you should have been more careful. This is a good lesson for when he starts teething and tears up everything in sight, especially shoes. Better keep your good Sunday best locked away in the closet up on some shelves. Good luck with training!
pdp_fml 21
You are in deep doggy doo doo! Have fun trying to find your earring.
kross86 2
LMFAO!!!!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!!... Sorry, that sucks.