Intimacy: Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend,...

By Anonymous - 18/12/2008 04:32 - United States

Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML

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Oh__Shit 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 20:50

thats a little creepy, jacking off to a pic of your ex?

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Thursday 19 March 2009 7:40

"Hmm... well... I'm on AIM with my friends... huh.. nothing much happening, I guess. What's this, an old picture of my ex? Huh.. wow. Forgot how hot she looked. Think I might just casually jack off now. Formal masturbating isn't really what I'm up for today. Oh, looks like Fred's IMing me.. I'm just getting warmed up here, might as well look at it. Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Was that a...?! Bending over?!? She was...!?! Granny?!? Ughhh! Oh god. Oh god."

Oh__Shit 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 20:50

thats a little creepy, jacking off to a pic of your ex?

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Thursday 11 February 2010 5:26

is that because you're into grannies now? 

OmgGuessWhatChic 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:34

thats hot

ZTB13 4

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Friday 23 July 2010 18:29

He left out one little bit of info between ex-girlfriend and the comma which was "while crying"

Mesocoollike 8

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Tuesday 12 October 2010 17:52

Probably one of those stalkers

KrazyKatz333 15

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Saturday 26 November 2016 20:29

I don't see the problem here. He obviously thought she was hot and maybe he had some sexy pictures of her. If she was the one who ended the relationship he probably still had feelings for her.

Easy_Target 0

Monday 23 February 2009 23:37

See you in ten years, erections!!

HeadBuster138 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:48

^ ^ lol

MrBoredomioo 18

Thursday 28 November 2013 7:31

Oh thank goodness. If you had not told me to laugh out loud, I would never have know to laugh at that comment. Also, thanks for conveniently pointing out which comment you meant. Truly thankful :-)

HyperFlirt 0

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Sunday 8 March 2009 5:44

To...a picture of your ex? I feel a sudden large amount of pity for her.

mylifesucks52 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 3:31

whyy the hell were you jacking off to a pic of your ex?? it would sorta freak me out knowing my ex still jacks of to pictures of me..

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Monday 3 August 2015 6:43

I would be proud that my ex still think I'm hot

Root123 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:57

Perhaps his ex was exceptionally attractive?

hawaiianxpunchx3 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 14:33

um....casually?

rebel_brat_baby 0

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Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:21

My ex still jacks off to mine.

ilovechuux13 0

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Wednesday 24 March 2010 23:21

I don't see why...

aoife123 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 20:43

harsh :L

tkdgold03 5

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Thursday 28 April 2011 6:53

your really pretty 48!

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Thursday 19 March 2009 7:40

Ashter 20

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:58

Hahaha! This made me laugh more than the fml itself.

MLSxxox 3

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Friday 18 September 2009 13:47

LMAO #13!!! Oh, btw, OP, thats pretty sad that you're jacking off to a picture of your EX.

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Wednesday 31 March 2010 7:34

Maybe it was a nakey pic o.O I'm sure he wasn't just jacking off to her yearbook pic or something, it's really not as creepy as you all make it out to be. -.- plenty of men Jack off to nakey photos.. PORN >.< and photos of exes are probably cheaper and bring back fond memories, rather than buying porn, nothing against porn though 0.0 just saying.