FML : Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which...

Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 18 December 2008 04:32 / United States

Intimacy

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By Oh__Shit | 0

#2400 - Sunday 15 February 2009 08:50

thats a little creepy, jacking off to a pic of your ex?

By up_up_up | 0

#42302 - Thursday 19 March 2009 07:40

"Hmm... well... I'm on AIM with my friends... huh.. nothing much happening, I guess. What's this, an old picture of my ex? Huh.. wow. Forgot how hot she looked. Think I might just casually jack off now. Formal masturbating isn't really what I'm up for today. Oh, looks like Fred's IMing me.. I'm just getting warmed up here, might as well look at it. Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Was that a...?! Bending over?!? She was...!?! Granny?!? Ughhh! Oh god. Oh god."

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By Oh__Shit | 0

#2400 - Sunday 15 February 2009 08:50

thats a little creepy, jacking off to a pic of your ex?

flabbergaste22 | 0

#843577 - Thursday 11 February 2010 05:26

is that because you're into grannies now? 

OmgGuessWhatChic | 0

#860020 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 01:34

thats hot

ZTB13 | 4

#1129280 - Friday 23 July 2010 06:29

He left out one little bit of info between ex-girlfriend and the comma which was "while crying"

Mesocoollike | 8

#1538533 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 05:52

Probably one of those stalkers

KrazyKatz333 | 15

#6716624 - Saturday 26 November 2016 08:29

I don't see the problem here. He obviously thought she was hot and maybe he had some sexy pictures of her. If she was the one who ended the relationship he probably still had feelings for her.

By Easy_Target | 0

#6068 - Monday 23 February 2009 11:37

See you in ten years, erections!!

By HeadBuster138 | 0

#10531 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:48

^ ^ lol

MrBoredomioo | 18

#5770918 - Thursday 28 November 2013 07:31

Oh thank goodness. If you had not told me to laugh out loud, I would never have know to laugh at that comment. Also, thanks for conveniently pointing out which comment you meant. Truly thankful :-)

By HyperFlirt | 0

#20914 - Sunday 8 March 2009 05:44

To...a picture of your ex? I feel a sudden large amount of pity for her.

By mylifesucks52 | 0

#32262 - Sunday 15 March 2009 03:31

whyy the hell were you jacking off to a pic of your ex?? it would sorta freak me out knowing my ex still jacks of to pictures of me..

Flubberwuffer | 9

#6369742 - Monday 3 August 2015 06:43

I would be proud that my ex still think I'm hot

By Root123 | 0

#34046 - Monday 16 March 2009 04:57

Perhaps his ex was exceptionally attractive?

By hawaiianxpunchx3 | 0

#40095 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 02:33

um....casually?

By rebel_brat_baby | 0

#41020 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 10:21

My ex still jacks off to mine.

ilovechuux13 | 0

#967521 - Wednesday 24 March 2010 11:21

I don't see why...

aoife123 | 0

#1021788 - Sunday 6 June 2010 08:43

harsh :L

tkdgold03 | 5

#2422018 - Thursday 28 April 2011 06:53

your really pretty 48!

By up_up_up | 0

#42302 - Thursday 19 March 2009 07:40

Ashter | 20

#395462 - Tuesday 14 July 2009 03:58

Hahaha! This made me laugh more than the fml itself.

MLSxxox | 3

#571768 - Friday 18 September 2009 01:47

LMAO #13!!! Oh, btw, OP, thats pretty sad that you're jacking off to a picture of your EX.

BUHLAWFOOLxD | 0

#971756 - Wednesday 31 March 2010 07:34

Maybe it was a nakey pic o.O I'm sure he wasn't just jacking off to her yearbook pic or something, it's really not as creepy as you all make it out to be. -.- plenty of men Jack off to nakey photos.. PORN >.< and photos of exes are probably cheaper and bring back fond memories, rather than buying porn, nothing against porn though 0.0 just saying.