By southernpride93 - 18/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML
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kaywalovestoflip 7

At least you're awesome enough to be called a unicorn.

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buster103 0

Your bf is pretty ****** cool man...your life doesn't suck...he's a bamf

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evebright 5

And you respond by grabbing his nuts and yelling, "CRUSHED NUTS!"

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ewputthataway 0

It's not a unicorn, it's a horn pony dumbass. ...I doubt anyone will know where that came from...

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guitar_god7007 3

Anyone else notice that the driver that crashed is a woman? ... And let the thumbs down roll in...

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danielleeex357 0

She said that she was involved in an accident. Not that she was driving. Nice try though.

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mazio09210517 5

that's where you grab his toothbrush and itch between your cheeks.

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