Health: Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary...

By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 09:35 - Australia

Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 05:15 - United States - Hayward

Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML

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By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 20:11 - Sweden

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By Fire_Crotch - 14/08/2010 06:27 - Canada

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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By Powerless - 30/08/2012 06:05 - Australia

Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML

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By abrazama - 02/10/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML

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kaitlyn3xo 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:17

don't be a baby just finish up quick, your not gonna get hypothermia from a cold shower

fmlikecrazy 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:12

maybe wait a few minutes for the water to heat up, or tell him to deal with it.

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FarSide 22

Monday 4 April 2011 2:19

I have rarely seen so many who knew so little about so much. 1) You CAN get hypothermia if you stay in cold water long enough. How cold? 95.0 degrees Fahrenheit. How soon? I don't know; depends how cold is the water. 2) You CAN get hyperthermia if you stay in hot water long enough. How hot? 108.0 degrees (measured in the brain) Fahrenheit. It is commonly called a fever. It is why hot tubs come with warnings about staying too long in them. Congratulations! Now you are not as ******* ignorant as when you started reading and shooting your mouth off.

Babblez 0

Monday 4 April 2011 3:50

Yes, but it's a shower, not only is she not immersed in it, but she doesn't actually have to stay in the stream of water. Also, it isn't winter, the water isn't going to be that cold. Most importantly, if she has already started the job, she's going to be in there 5 minutes TOPS, in room temperature water, that is NOT going to give her hypothermia. Yes, it is theoretically possible to get hypothermia from a cold shower. If it's the middle of winter in a cold snowy place, not practically summer in Australia. You would also, unless you're extremely skinny, have to stay in that cold shower for a damn good period of time before you actually started to get sick, and by that stage your self preservation would probably have kicked in and you'd probably get out. Common sense wins out over science this time :) Edit: 95F is 35C.... Thats pretty damn warm... considering beach temperature is rarely above 22C where I live and we can stay in that water for HOURS without getting anything worse than a bad sunburn... I think you might be mistaken...

Burbman 1

Monday 4 April 2011 2:24

it ran out? geez how much hair do you have

MelissaMae 0

Monday 4 April 2011 3:05

I agree with your boyfriend... and maybe you should shave more often if you even have a fro to begin with

CloneXD11 3

Monday 4 April 2011 3:05

aww poor baby can't take a little cold water. suck it up, princess. YDI

MissMaryContrary 3

Monday 4 April 2011 3:25

Ummm... you know you don't have to be showering to shave, right? It's actually a lot easier and you get a much closer shave if you do so without the shower running and then just rinse off afterward. Use conditioner or lotion before you start shaving too and you'll get fewer in-grown hairs.

Babblez 0

Monday 4 April 2011 3:57

To all those bitching about looking like a 5 year old... its your mind that takes your there >.> I can't say I've ever looked at my clean shaven bits and thought "oh, I look like a child". Regardless of how it looks, having a groomed (doesn't necessarily have to be clean shaven) ****** is SO much cleaner. Hair retains odours and moisture and all sorts of nasty things. You'd pretty much have to shampoo down there to ensure it's entirely clean and then that would destroy the natural PH balance of your ****** causing you to get all sorts of things.. like thrush for example. Get a pair of scissors or a beard trimmer and just trim the bushes back a little so that you're not sending him in to a dirty smelly jungle. If not for him, do it for yourself.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 4 April 2011 5:30

"Hair retains odours and moisture and all sorts of nasty things." -- Then ******* wash! Hair does not make a person unhygienic nor is it dirty. Regular soap and water (or even just water for the really picky) is all you need to stay clean. If you want to shampoo it, you can, but don't touch your inner lips.