Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went...

By Gina - 02/04/2010 11:33 - Thailand

Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went out. I got really scared for no reason because it was pitch black and grabbed onto my mum's hand. When the light's got turned on I was holding on to a random guy's hand. FML

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bitcherinn 0

Friday 2 April 2010 20:05

blind date?

brieanna101 0

Friday 2 April 2010 20:05

was he cute? if so, not a fml but if not FYL

Comments

NuyoRicanGirl 3

Friday 2 April 2010 20:43

why do u want people to go to that website??? :-/

cooldannyboy 0

Friday 2 April 2010 20:46

oh damn!!! u have no salvation any longer, cuz lil did you know, but he had....... squirrel AIDs on his hand!!!!! Now u have squirrel aids! muhahahahaha