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By Gina - 02/04/2010 11:33 - Thailand

Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went out. I got really scared for no reason because it was pitch black and grabbed onto my mum's hand. When the light's got turned on I was holding on to a random guy's hand. FML

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Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML

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By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 10:26 - Singapore

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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By itsgonnabealongnight... - 03/09/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I was at my grandparents' house, when the power went out. Even though we were supplied with candles and flashlights, we still had to stumble around in the darkness. They'd left both the candles and flashlights in the pitch black, unnavigable basement. FML

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By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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By EOJ - 10/02/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

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By jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

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By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2017 23:42

Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off the lights. My tired brain decided to use my phone flashlight to check if all the lights were out. FML

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bitcherinn 0

Friday 2 April 2010 20:05

blind date?

brieanna101 0

Friday 2 April 2010 20:05

was he cute? if so, not a fml but if not FYL

Comments

cutebutterfly12 4

Friday 2 April 2010 22:18

awww that's kinda cute, don't worry about it op, =)

deadsrs 0

Friday 2 April 2010 22:25

This FML would have been decent if she had accidently grabbed his junk, refusing to let go until the lights came back on.

kombucha_fml 8

Friday 2 April 2010 22:28

this sounds like the beginning of a wonderful love story.

iSayNopeToDope 0

Friday 2 April 2010 22:35

So you held a guys hand, want a cookie? Too bad.

Seddah 3

Friday 2 April 2010 22:39

Was he cute? Did you ask him out?

infamousxmystery 3

Friday 2 April 2010 22:50

The scary part is that you confused a man's hand with your mom's.

muffinsareyummy 1

Friday 2 April 2010 23:00

Be glad you didn't grab his crotch.

soccerballs 0

Friday 2 April 2010 23:21

I believe this one because she never said it was some super hot ass guy and my hair was all messed up or I had sweaty hands but I agree. blind date or true love is blind hahaha? yaaaa..... maybe but good luck :)

alex1432 9

Friday 2 April 2010 23:32

#16 you are very pretty

darkmis1 17

Friday 2 April 2010 23:32

Well you must not have creeped him out too much if he held it. If he tried to pull your hand off his, then it would be an FML, but since he didn't.......