Today, I was in the hospital. I had recently broken my arm, and had to have it re-broken. I've secretly been a lesbian for years. Guess who came out to her strict Christian parents while on anesthetics. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I came out as transgender to my extremely accepting and religious family over Facebook. My feed is currently flooded with plans for my exorcism. FML
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mehwhocares 9
That's a little awkward. Hope it turns out okay.
Samster2000 9
Enjoy your second broken arm
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Comments (109)
perdix 31
Katy Perry? Bristol Palin? K. Kardashian? Actually, the Bible preaches hatred against gay men, but doesn't mention lesbianism. Everyone likes hot girl-on-girl action, even divinities ;)
MochiDango 4
I thought this comment was hilarious. I've talked with some Christian men about this and they're like it's different when it's two girls, but truth be told, is it really different? *Reverend from The Simpsons* It has been written that a man should only be with a woman, and a woman should only be with a man. But where would the girls find their fabulously gay best guy friend to pick out their clothes and have a fabulous montage with "Walking on Sunshine" playing in the background? The answer is, it wouldn't happen, girls would all look like crap because all of the gay designers wouldn't exist and men wouldn't want any of the women but would have to choose the best of the worst.
winfieldALJD 6
Brainwashed homophobes condemning everyone's choices to hell :( I'm sorry you had to worry
CheeseTacos 9
Not a choice. But overall good comment.
zeropsych 9
....and the truth shall set you free....or something like that.
kamaya_fml 5
Lesbians dont exsist
IAmNotAHuman515 6
You can tell people your parents rebroke your arm when they found out. Jk. But seriously, at least it's out in the open. I hope they accept it, and everything goes well. :)
geez9311 11
Get well soon!
doglover100 29
I hope everything turned out ok. You are still their daughter.
dvojplisen 25
You're only lucky, that in a western world no one is allowed to tell you what to do in your bed :)
DWT 18
That sucks. I hope they accept you for who you are c:
fantasyworld 39
I'm sorry. I hope it all worked out. You are still the same person.