Today, I was in the hospital. I had recently broken my arm, and had to have it re-broken. I've secretly been a lesbian for years. Guess who came out to her strict Christian parents while on anesthetics. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I came out as transgender to my extremely accepting and religious family over Facebook. My feed is currently flooded with plans for my exorcism. FML
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mehwhocares 9
That's a little awkward. Hope it turns out okay.
Samster2000 9
Enjoy your second broken arm
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Comments (109)
NothingsEasy 4
Well sucks that you have parents that are against homosexuals, hopefully it'll all work, I think or hope that they will understand that that is who you are and that is how you will always be
Abfootball 1
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Only of you had both arms in case of fighting them Tehe;)
fail_gurl21 7
Yikes! good luck OP!...
ohrlly7457 7
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Guess who else is DTF
dude1122332 9
Waldo?
dead_insects 18
Even though I know coming out is hard, I hope you know that you have nothing to be ashamed of, and I hope your parents know that this is not a choice and are understanding of you
eman1972 4
And I just thought you were cute!
docscientist 10
Hopefully it'll shake up their moronic beliefs.
TallMist 32
Because Christians can't be accepting towards gay people at all! Nope. All of us are just big ol' meanies that hate everyone that doesn't believe in God, everyone that isn't straight, etc. etc. (Sarcasm, if you can't tell. I am a Christian, I am bi, and I'm transgender)
kimmi41509 10
Maybe they'll cut you some slack (for now) considering how much pain you must be in. I would want my child to tell me that no matter what I believed in. Everyone has the right to be their own individual.
ap7diamonds 1
I'm sorry OP to hear this. But it's better that they know now then down the road. It may not be in the best circumstance but it's for the best. Hang in there!
Shadow_Phantom 26
I know how you feel, OP. I came out to my family as bi, and my stepmom's response was "amg itz unnatural!" *facepalm* I hope things turn out okay. ):
emilyjgraham 34
is your stepmum foreign?
Llamacod 11
I'm thinking so, it's almost like she must text talk with a german or eastern european accent
Whipahaz 3
I wish my outing to my parents was that placid!!! But I am so sorry it happened that way!! Be proud of who u are!!!!