Today, I was in the hospital. I had recently broken my arm, and had to have it re-broken. I've secretly been a lesbian for years. Guess who came out to her strict Christian parents while on anesthetics. FML
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Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I came out as transgender to my extremely accepting and religious family over Facebook. My feed is currently flooded with plans for my exorcism. FML
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mehwhocares 9
That's a little awkward. Hope it turns out okay.
Samster2000 9
Enjoy your second broken arm
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Comments (109)
Ilikeurfmls 13
You can always say that that's not true and the anesthetics made you out of it and say silly things.
Enslaved 38
"Is this real life!?" That damn anesthesia can get you to reveal some Fort Knox secrets, huh? I've also said some private things I wish I didn't, while getting my wisdom teeth pulled. :P
curlyfry33 8
Sense they're heavy duty Christians then they should be shocked at first but forgive you and not be so judgmental about it
LuckyLynx7732 5
Yeah, because christians are so well known for being non-judgemental.
caleismyth 5
deny that and keep it a secret you where on anesthetics you say all sorts of shit when your on anesthetics. i one time thought i was a pro surfer when i had to get my leg relocated.
cadyt1234 11
You do realize you said "where" instead of "were" in the second sentence, right?
Llamacod 11
second sentence? I read and re-read the comment and I didn't see a "where" or a "were" anywhere in the 2nd sentence.
patrickalamo 48
Well, God Bless you...
weallfml 3
Got dangit
Llamacod 11
is that anything like "got milk" or on a Pike's Peak t-shirt I say "got oxygen"
thew_fml 14
this sounds like something good. in my experience the less you lie about who you are, the better off things are in the long run. better your parents know the real you - if all their love is given to someone who isn't real, then you will be bitter and feel cheated, and they will feel lied to and angry be proud of yourself
burningpassion69 6
They should accept you for who you are and if they can't then you don't need them in your life
madgrinchhatter 12
Everyone says crazy things on giggle gas. Play it off like you are just as shocked as they are. "I said WHAT? That's so weird!"
cadyt1234 11
I'm sorry. They should understand, after they are your parents. I hope they understand. Ok I've addressed that issue. Now for the revealing of the arm. I'm sorry about your arm, I thought that when you first break it they have to set the bone.... Maybe they didn't do it right the first time.... I don't know. I hope you get better soon!