FML : Today, I went to the toilet during drama, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and...

Today, I went to the toilet during drama, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 6 January 2011 21:56 / Isle of Man

Geek

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By DocBastard | 38

#1935523 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:21

Really constipated? That's the best lie you could come up with? How about being accosted by 6 ninjas in the hallway, and you narrowly escaped them with your life?

If you're going to lie, at least make it a good one that doesn't make you look like a complete idiot.

By Lennsik | 4

#1935479 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:13

Well it appears that situation went down the toilet.

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By Lennsik | 4

#1935479 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:13

Well it appears that situation went down the toilet.

fakeaccountX | 6

#1935586 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:39

Yeah, that pretty much sums up the situation.

Nadinek98 | 0

#1935663 - Friday 7 January 2011 1:15

who goes skips class to play monopoly on their phone

purplecowchik | 5

#1935678 - Friday 7 January 2011 1:20

I have totally done that!

restlessdork | 2

#1935697 - Friday 7 January 2011 1:28

me...

Hidan_fml | 0

#1935708 - Friday 7 January 2011 1:31

Why the fuck would you come up with a lie like that? You could have made yourself sound cooler by saying you were hanging out with friends. Oh wait, I bet you don't have any. Shithead.

Molord1 | 0

#1936288 - Friday 7 January 2011 3:53

33, he probably made up an excuse so he would t get in trouble for playing monopoly on his iPod... get some common sense. oh wait, I bet you don't have any.

maxtheman | 0

#1936429 - Friday 7 January 2011 4:21

33-Lol naruto? what a freaking nerd/3rd grader. And as for OP, you would love my drama teacher, he let's us do whatever we want (text, play on iPod, etc)

goodorbadnews | 0

#1936629 - Friday 7 January 2011 5:17

he just should have said he threw up. then he could have potentially been sent home, and been able play more monopoly

Bubblerider | 3

#1936859 - Friday 7 January 2011 6:37

#49
good idea! :D

nicobington | 1

#1936881 - Friday 7 January 2011 6:46

first of all your fml name his hidan from naruto so the fucking 6 year old who has an iPhone stfu

supertacowaffle | 40

#1940152 - Friday 7 January 2011 22:11

I would do that

inuyasha1618 | 7

#1940384 - Friday 7 January 2011 23:38

46, you like dogs? no way. you must be a 3rd grader..

Milly143 | 3

#1941379 - Saturday 8 January 2011 5:05

46 must be a nerd/3rd grader to actually know what 33's picture was from

tencalories | 3

#2489098 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 17:16

screw you guys I'm 17 and I still like naruto

By LightningLadyy | 0

#1935488 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:15

Hahaha I would have just told the teacher they don't wanna know what went down in there ;P

manatees_r_epic | 0

#1935513 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:19

^ Win (^_^)

megamandude455 | 10

#1935930 - Friday 7 January 2011 2:25

EPIC win is more like it 

youngclench | 0

#1936663 - Friday 7 January 2011 5:24

That wasent much of a win.. Like at all

iSCREAMMM | 0

#1936875 - Friday 7 January 2011 6:45

Good one lightning, btw same birthday :D

mieks | 18

#3370017 - Friday 30 September 2011 17:46

op was forced to tell the teacher in front of the whole class so op did not have the choice to only tell the teacher...

By DaveEPIC | 0

#1935494 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:16

This FML is a win.

Bosia | 0

#1939442 - Friday 7 January 2011 17:59

I bet he chose the thimble token!

By Brittneyyyy | 7

#1935507 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:18

I don't have monopoly on MY iPod D:

KVloveBC | 0

#1935627 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:58

scrabble I fun too!! :)

KVloveBC | 0

#1935630 - Friday 7 January 2011 1:01

is**

R34luver | 5

#1936547 - Friday 7 January 2011 4:51

i like words with friends :)

LDP2 | 0

#1937009 - Friday 7 January 2011 7:35

UNO!! :)

HudzonGuy | 0

#1937591 - Friday 7 January 2011 10:15

I have it all tho the machine cheats alot 

edogy2 | 1

#2991486 - Friday 29 July 2011 6:30

I think you meant " I have it, but the machine cheats a lot."

By Midnight7787 | 0

#1935509 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:18

That is just sad

By DocBastard | 38

#1935523 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:21

starrs_movingIn | 0

#1935583 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:37

I 100% agree w/ doc. if your going to go down, do it w/ a bang. not "oh, yeah, my bowls are f'ed up." o_O

boopityboppity | 10

#1935614 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:52

Perhaps he should go with a classic...
"There was a jungle cat in the bathroom!"

Hidan_fml | 0

#1935700 - Friday 7 January 2011 1:28

We'll get him next time, Doc. ;)

ellielovesyuh | 0

#1935716 - Friday 7 January 2011 1:33

agreed. ur in DRAMA class for Petes sake!

xavier1623 | 4

#1937045 - Friday 7 January 2011 7:51

Obviously a better excuse is Running in and screaming 'TROLL IN THE DUNGEOOOON!!!' Before passing out.

scrapmetal58 | 9

#1938153 - Friday 7 January 2011 11:02

63, you have just made my day and made me laugh. Thank you.

H3ALTHFR3AK | 0

#1938936 - Friday 7 January 2011 15:50

"I was hiding from the kid with a gun, I didn't see which way he went"

tencalories | 3

#2489110 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 17:19

63 had the best idea although I would have said I was playing monopoly who cares it's drama class

ArentICute | 0

#3275434 - Monday 12 September 2011 4:03

Or even "there was a herd of sheep going across the hallway"

ceedub24 | 0

#4439206 - Tuesday 15 May 2012 21:23

The good Harry Potter acting scene! LOVE IT!!

lkhardin | 13

#5419286 - Monday 25 March 2013 4:01

#63, thank you for making my day!
Potterheads, woo!(:

By nybsucubos | 5

#1935527 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:21

Sorry man but that is just terrible

By jess6blondie9 | 2

#1935534 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:22

haha that's attractive

By perdix | 29

#1935542 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:24

You should have just told the truth -- you were hiding from your drunk mom who was passed out in the front row.

rattusrattus | 18

#1935551 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:26

Lol

R34luver | 5

#1936583 - Friday 7 January 2011 4:57

ohhh hahaha i get it! yur referring to the FML a few spots below! xD

By rattusrattus | 18

#1935557 - Friday 7 January 2011 0:28

My god, OP. You. Are. A. Moron.

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