Today, I went to the toilet during drama, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML
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Lennsik
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Well it appears that situation went down the toilet.
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fakeaccountX
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Yeah, that pretty much sums up the situation.
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Nadinek98
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who goes skips class to play monopoly on their phone
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purplecowchik
| 5
I have totally done that!
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restlessdork
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me...
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Hidan_fml
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Why the fuck would you come up with a lie like that? You could have made yourself sound cooler by saying you were hanging out with friends. Oh wait, I bet you don't have any. Shithead.
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Molord1
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33, he probably made up an excuse so he would t get in trouble for playing monopoly on his iPod... get some common sense. oh wait, I bet you don't have any.
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maxtheman
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33-Lol naruto? what a freaking nerd/3rd grader. And as for OP, you would love my drama teacher, he let's us do whatever we want (text, play on iPod, etc)
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goodorbadnews
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he just should have said he threw up. then he could have potentially been sent home, and been able play more monopoly
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Bubblerider
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#49
good idea! :D
good idea! :D
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nicobington
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first of all your fml name his hidan from naruto so the fucking 6 year old who has an iPhone stfu
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supertacowaffle
| 41
I would do that
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inuyasha1618
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46, you like dogs? no way. you must be a 3rd grader..
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Milly143
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46 must be a nerd/3rd grader to actually know what 33's picture was from
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tencalories
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screw you guys I'm 17 and I still like naruto
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LightningLadyy
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Hahaha I would have just told the teacher they don't wanna know what went down in there ;P
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manatees_r_epic
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^ Win (^_^)
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megamandude455
| 10
EPIC win is more like it
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youngclench
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That wasent much of a win.. Like at all
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iSCREAMMM
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Good one lightning, btw same birthday :D
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mieks
| 18
op was forced to tell the teacher in front of the whole class so op did not have the choice to only tell the teacher...
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DaveEPIC
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This FML is a win.
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Bosia
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I bet he chose the thimble token!
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Brittneyyyy
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I don't have monopoly on MY iPod D:
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KVloveBC
| 0
scrabble I fun too!! :)
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KVloveBC
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is**
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R34luver
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i like words with friends :)
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LDP2
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UNO!! :)
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HudzonGuy
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I have it all tho the machine cheats alot
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edogy2
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I think you meant " I have it, but the machine cheats a lot."
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Midnight7787
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That is just sad
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DocBastard
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Really constipated? That's the best lie you could come up with? How about being accosted by 6 ninjas in the hallway, and you narrowly escaped them with your life?
If you're going to lie, at least make it a good one that doesn't make you look like a complete idiot.
If you're going to lie, at least make it a good one that doesn't make you look like a complete idiot.
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starrs_movingIn
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I 100% agree w/ doc. if your going to go down, do it w/ a bang. not "oh, yeah, my bowls are f'ed up." o_O
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boopityboppity
| 11
Perhaps he should go with a classic...
"There was a jungle cat in the bathroom!"
"There was a jungle cat in the bathroom!"
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Hidan_fml
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We'll get him next time, Doc. ;)
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ellielovesyuh
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agreed. ur in DRAMA class for Petes sake!
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xavier1623
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Obviously a better excuse is Running in and screaming 'TROLL IN THE DUNGEOOOON!!!' Before passing out.
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scrapmetal58
| 9
63, you have just made my day and made me laugh. Thank you.
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H3ALTHFR3AK
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"I was hiding from the kid with a gun, I didn't see which way he went"
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tencalories
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63 had the best idea although I would have said I was playing monopoly who cares it's drama class
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ArentICute
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Or even "there was a herd of sheep going across the hallway"
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ceedub24
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The good Harry Potter acting scene! LOVE IT!!
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lkhardin
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#63, thank you for making my day!
Potterheads, woo!(:
Potterheads, woo!(:
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nybsucubos
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Sorry man but that is just terrible
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jess6blondie9
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haha that's attractive
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perdix
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You should have just told the truth -- you were hiding from your drunk mom who was passed out in the front row.
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rattusrattus
| 18
Lol
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R34luver
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ohhh hahaha i get it! yur referring to the FML a few spots below! xD
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rattusrattus
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My god, OP. You. Are. A. Moron.
If you're going to lie, at least make it a good one that doesn't make you look like a complete idiot.