By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 21:56 - Isle of Man

Today, I went to the toilet during drama, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 888
You deserved it 47 573
Geek
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

DocBastard 38
Send a private message

Really constipated? That's the best lie you could come up with? How about being accosted by 6 ninjas in the hallway, and you narrowly escaped them with your life? If you're going to lie, at least make it a good one that doesn't make you look like a complete idiot.

72 3
Reply Report
Lennsik 4
Send a private message

Well it appears that situation went down the toilet.

52 4
Reply Report
Next

Comments

Lennsik 4
Send a private message

Well it appears that situation went down the toilet.

52 4
Reply Report
fakeaccountX 6

Yeah, that pretty much sums up the situation.

0 1
Reply Report
Nadinek98 0
Send a private message

who goes skips class to play monopoly on their phone

7 2
Reply Report
purplecowchik 5
Send a private message

I have totally done that!

3 5
Reply Report
Hidan_fml 0

Why the fuck would you come up with a lie like that? You could have made yourself sound cooler by saying you were hanging out with friends. Oh wait, I bet you don't have any. Shithead.

2 15
Reply Report
Molord1 0
Send a private message

33, he probably made up an excuse so he would t get in trouble for playing monopoly on his iPod... get some common sense. oh wait, I bet you don't have any.

19 3
Reply Report
maxtheman 0
Send a private message

33-Lol naruto? what a freaking nerd/3rd grader. And as for OP, you would love my drama teacher, he let's us do whatever we want (text, play on iPod, etc)

9 4
Reply Report
goodorbadnews 0
Send a private message

he just should have said he threw up. then he could have potentially been sent home, and been able play more monopoly

11 0
Reply Report
Bubblerider 3

#49 good idea! :D

0 2
Reply Report
nicobington 1

first of all your fml name his hidan from naruto so the fucking 6 year old who has an iPhone stfu

1 6
Reply Report
inuyasha1618 7

46, you like dogs? no way. you must be a 3rd grader..

0 5
Reply Report
Milly143 3

46 must be a nerd/3rd grader to actually know what 33's picture was from

0 3
Reply Report
tencalories 3
Send a private message

screw you guys I'm 17 and I still like naruto

3 6
Reply Report
LightningLadyy 0

Hahaha I would have just told the teacher they don't wanna know what went down in there ;P

33 5
Reply Report
manatees_r_epic 0

^ Win (^_^)

2 1
Reply Report
megamandude455 10

EPIC win is more like it 

0 4
Reply Report
youngclench 0
Send a private message

That wasent much of a win.. Like at all

2 1
Reply Report
iSCREAMMM 0
Send a private message

Good one lightning, btw same birthday :D

1 2
Reply Report
mieks 18
Send a private message

op was forced to tell the teacher in front of the whole class so op did not have the choice to only tell the teacher...

0 4
Reply Report
DaveEPIC 0

This FML is a win.

2 9
Reply Report
Bosia 0
Send a private message

I bet he chose the thimble token!

0 1
Reply Report
Brittneyyyy 7
Send a private message

I don't have monopoly on MY iPod D:

2 7
Reply Report
KVloveBC 0
Send a private message

scrabble I fun too!! :)

0 2
Reply Report
R34luver 5
Send a private message

i like words with friends :)

1 1
Reply Report
LDP2 0

UNO!! :)

0 2
Reply Report
HudzonGuy 0

I have it all tho the machine cheats alot 

2 0
Reply Report
edogy2 1
Send a private message

I think you meant " I have it, but the machine cheats a lot."

0 0
Reply Report
Midnight7787 0

That is just sad

2 1
Reply Report
DocBastard 38
Send a private message

Really constipated? That's the best lie you could come up with? How about being accosted by 6 ninjas in the hallway, and you narrowly escaped them with your life? If you're going to lie, at least make it a good one that doesn't make you look like a complete idiot.

72 3
Reply Report
starrs_movingIn 0
Send a private message

I 100% agree w/ doc. if your going to go down, do it w/ a bang. not "oh, yeah, my bowls are f'ed up." o_O

7 2
Reply Report
boopityboppity 11
Send a private message

Perhaps he should go with a classic... "There was a jungle cat in the bathroom!"

12 1
Reply Report
Hidan_fml 0

We'll get him next time, Doc. ;)

4 2
Reply Report
ellielovesyuh 0

agreed. ur in DRAMA class for Petes sake!

8 1
Reply Report
xavier1623 4

Obviously a better excuse is Running in and screaming 'TROLL IN THE DUNGEOOOON!!!' Before passing out.

22 0
Reply Report
scrapmetal58 9
Send a private message

63, you have just made my day and made me laugh. Thank you.

4 2
Reply Report
H3ALTHFR3AK 0

"I was hiding from the kid with a gun, I didn't see which way he went"

1 0
Reply Report
tencalories 3
Send a private message

63 had the best idea although I would have said I was playing monopoly who cares it's drama class

0 3
Reply Report
ArentICute 0
Send a private message

Or even "there was a herd of sheep going across the hallway"

0 1
Reply Report
ceedub24 0
Send a private message

The good Harry Potter acting scene! LOVE IT!!

2 1
Reply Report
lkhardin 13

#63, thank you for making my day! Potterheads, woo!(:

0 2
Reply Report
nybsucubos 5

Sorry man but that is just terrible

0 2
Reply Report
jess6blondie9 2
Send a private message

haha that's attractive

1 3
Reply Report
perdix 29

You should have just told the truth -- you were hiding from your drunk mom who was passed out in the front row.

13 1
Reply Report
R34luver 5
Send a private message

ohhh hahaha i get it! yur referring to the FML a few spots below! xD

0 5
Reply Report
rattusrattus 18
Send a private message

My god, OP. You. Are. A. Moron.

6 3
Reply Report
Next