By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 21:56 - Isle of Man

Today, I went to the toilet during drama class, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML
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DocBastard 38

Really constipated? That's the best lie you could come up with? How about being accosted by 6 ninjas in the hallway, and you narrowly escaped them with your life? If you're going to lie, at least make it a good one that doesn't make you look like a complete idiot.

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Lennsik 4

Well it appears that situation went down the toilet.

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Lennsik 4

Well it appears that situation went down the toilet.

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fakeaccountX 6

Yeah, that pretty much sums up the situation.

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Nadinek98 0

who goes skips class to play monopoly on their phone

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Hidan_fml 0

Why the **** would you come up with a lie like that? You could have made yourself sound cooler by saying you were hanging out with friends. Oh wait, I bet you don't have any. ********.

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Molord1 0

33, he probably made up an excuse so he would t get in trouble for playing monopoly on his iPod... get some common sense. oh wait, I bet you don't have any.

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maxtheman 0

33-Lol naruto? what a freaking nerd/3rd grader. And as for OP, you would love my drama teacher, he let's us do whatever we want (text, play on iPod, etc)

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goodorbadnews 0

he just should have said he threw up. then he could have potentially been sent home, and been able play more monopoly

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Bubblerider 3

#49 good idea! :D

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nicobington 1

first of all your fml name his hidan from naruto so the ******* 6 year old who has an iPhone stfu

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inuyasha1618 7

46, you like dogs? no way. you must be a 3rd grader..

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Milly143 3

46 must be a nerd/3rd grader to actually know what 33's picture was from

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tencalories 3

screw you guys I'm 17 and I still like naruto

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LightningLadyy 0

Hahaha I would have just told the teacher they don't wanna know what went down in there ;P

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manatees_r_epic 0

^ Win (^_^)

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megamandude455 10

EPIC win is more like it 

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youngclench 0

That wasent much of a win.. Like at all

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iSCREAMMM 0

Good one lightning, btw same birthday :D

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mieks 18

op was forced to tell the teacher in front of the whole class so op did not have the choice to only tell the teacher...

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Midnight7787 0

That is just sad

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DocBastard 38

Really constipated? That's the best lie you could come up with? How about being accosted by 6 ninjas in the hallway, and you narrowly escaped them with your life? If you're going to lie, at least make it a good one that doesn't make you look like a complete idiot.

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starrs_movingIn 0

I 100% agree w/ doc. if your going to go down, do it w/ a bang. not "oh, yeah, my bowls are f'ed up." o_O

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boopityboppity 11

Perhaps he should go with a classic... "There was a jungle cat in the bathroom!"

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Hidan_fml 0

We'll get him next time, Doc. ;)

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ellielovesyuh 0

agreed. ur in DRAMA class for Petes sake!

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xavier1623 4

Obviously a better excuse is Running in and screaming 'TROLL IN THE DUNGEOOOON!!!' Before passing out.

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scrapmetal58 9

63, you have just made my day and made me laugh. Thank you.

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H3ALTHFR3AK 0

"I was hiding from the kid with a gun, I didn't see which way he went"

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tencalories 3

63 had the best idea although I would have said I was playing monopoly who cares it's drama class

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ArentICute 0

Or even "there was a herd of sheep going across the hallway"

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ceedub24 0

The good Harry Potter acting scene! LOVE IT!!

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lkhardin 13

#63, thank you for making my day! Potterheads, woo!(:

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nybsucubos 5

Sorry man but that is just terrible

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perdix 29

You should have just told the truth -- you were hiding from your drunk mom who was passed out in the front row.

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R34luver 5

ohhh hahaha i get it! yur referring to the FML a few spots below! xD

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