By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 21:56 - Isle of Man

Today, I went to the toilet during drama, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 868
You deserved it 47 516

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Really constipated? That's the best lie you could come up with? How about being accosted by 6 ninjas in the hallway, and you narrowly escaped them with your life? If you're going to lie, at least make it a good one that doesn't make you look like a complete idiot.

Well it appears that situation went down the toilet.

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Well it appears that situation went down the toilet.

Yeah, that pretty much sums up the situation.

who goes skips class to play monopoly on their phone

I have totally done that!

Why the fuck would you come up with a lie like that? You could have made yourself sound cooler by saying you were hanging out with friends. Oh wait, I bet you don't have any. Shithead.

33, he probably made up an excuse so he would t get in trouble for playing monopoly on his iPod... get some common sense. oh wait, I bet you don't have any.

33-Lol naruto? what a freaking nerd/3rd grader. And as for OP, you would love my drama teacher, he let's us do whatever we want (text, play on iPod, etc)

he just should have said he threw up. then he could have potentially been sent home, and been able play more monopoly

#49 good idea! :D

first of all your fml name his hidan from naruto so the fucking 6 year old who has an iPhone stfu

46, you like dogs? no way. you must be a 3rd grader..

46 must be a nerd/3rd grader to actually know what 33's picture was from

screw you guys I'm 17 and I still like naruto

Hahaha I would have just told the teacher they don't wanna know what went down in there ;P

EPIC win is more like it 

That wasent much of a win.. Like at all

Good one lightning, btw same birthday :D

op was forced to tell the teacher in front of the whole class so op did not have the choice to only tell the teacher...

This FML is a win.

I bet he chose the thimble token!

I don't have monopoly on MY iPod D:

scrabble I fun too!! :)

i like words with friends :)

I have it all tho the machine cheats alot 

I think you meant " I have it, but the machine cheats a lot."

That is just sad

Really constipated? That's the best lie you could come up with? How about being accosted by 6 ninjas in the hallway, and you narrowly escaped them with your life? If you're going to lie, at least make it a good one that doesn't make you look like a complete idiot.

I 100% agree w/ doc. if your going to go down, do it w/ a bang. not "oh, yeah, my bowls are f'ed up." o_O

Perhaps he should go with a classic... "There was a jungle cat in the bathroom!"

We'll get him next time, Doc. ;)

agreed. ur in DRAMA class for Petes sake!

xavier1623 4

Obviously a better excuse is Running in and screaming 'TROLL IN THE DUNGEOOOON!!!' Before passing out.

63, you have just made my day and made me laugh. Thank you.

"I was hiding from the kid with a gun, I didn't see which way he went"

63 had the best idea although I would have said I was playing monopoly who cares it's drama class

Or even "there was a herd of sheep going across the hallway"

The good Harry Potter acting scene! LOVE IT!!

#63, thank you for making my day! Potterheads, woo!(:

Sorry man but that is just terrible

haha that's attractive

You should have just told the truth -- you were hiding from your drunk mom who was passed out in the front row.

ohhh hahaha i get it! yur referring to the FML a few spots below! xD

My god, OP. You. Are. A. Moron.