Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML
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Shadic 0
If you had a million dollars, you could get singing lessons.
friedkabob1225 0
dont take it personally, anyone who would give a million dollars for a person to stop singing must be a retard anyway
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Comments (132)
emorockerownage 9
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ohhhhshizzz 0
#20: lol, idk why it just is. And wow, your neighbor is a dick. Did you have the windows open or something? Bwahah, that is hilarious though. #9 is right though, he is an idiot to give away a million dollars to shut someone up =]
angrygazebo 0
Screw that guy, that song rules. (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
Serial 2
you should of went outside and started singing from on top of your neighbors fence
mandymuggle 0
Don't sing so loud, since apparently you don't have such a great voice?
elfuzzo 0
It's your house, do what you want. Your neighbours should shut up and deal with it.
420hiadventurer 0
ahahahaha. Although the neighbor could just keep like $900K and give you $100K to shut up. Close the windows next time. #3, wtf do pics have to do with anything? It's not like she was singing naked or something. Video maybe, but not pics.
mk1o3o 0
neighbors can't be that mean...
Virgin_Tea 0
I would have made a smart-ass comment like "I'll take $20". Haha, you could have gotten some money out of it :)
playerhata 0
your neighbor might be rude for saying that, but giving away 1 mill. to shut someone up instead of moving away to a house with a balcony not so close to a neighbor's window sounds like a charitable cause.