Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a bad motorcycle crash that could have cost me my life. A truck pulled out in front of me while going 60. Luckily I only have a broken arm and a fractured sternum. I was just notified by my attorney that the guy at fault has no insurance or assets to his name. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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RighteousDiego 0
You know, even if you're a minor (guessing here), you CAN sue your parents if they use the money for anything that isn't used DIRECTLY for your own well-being.
Luckster 0
Awww...they really love you. Now you have no reason to spend any hard earned money you make later in life on them! 8D
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alyisa421 0
Oh, and 58, when the car is going 45 in a 20 zone, it's easy to think that you have more time to cross than you actually do. Watch it.
Kristoffer 35
That's when you speak up and say "HELLO? That's MY ******* money, hands off!" My sister was in an accident when she was a teenager and my mother didn't touch her money.
chea_chea 0
If they're paying the insurance and you're under their plan, (which just about everyone under 19 or in college is) then there isn't a whole lot you can do about it. It still sucks though, although technically it isn't your money, they should show a little consideration. I'd still be pretty pissed, unfortunately it sounds like something my parents would do as well. Just gives you a reason to get out on your own when you can and not give them any of what you make! :P
KoreanGuy 0
omg u have shit ass parents
IAmBridgette 0
Wow. Really sucks when your parents are in the selfish stage. My mom is past that. My dad on the other hand, is always selfish. Give 'em a break and let them live while they still can.
BaldOuting 0
sucks that your parents think that way. at least you heard them so you know what they are doing.
teehee520 0
Good to know their priorities are straight.
why888 0
Seriously? This is why I never want kids! You want the insurance money? Sweet, then YOU should be paying the insurance bills. Honestly, you sound like a bratty little kid. If my parents did that, I'd say, "Good for you guys" and go about my day. It's not like you have massive hospital bills to pay that they are stranding you with. You're fine, you don't need the money, you just want it. There's a huge difference. And as for the whole "I need it for college!" complaint. Kiss my a$$. MILLIONS of college kids graduate with zero money from their parents. It's called taking out loans and getting scholarships. Stop the whining and get over it.
candii_fml 0
thattt fuckkkss up tell your rents its your money and too gett offaa itt...
wooldoor316 0
ouch, that sucks, fyl