Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend, who I'm moving in with, flew up to drive from Pennsylvania to Texas, where she lives, with me. I went to the airport to pick her up and we discovered she accidentally flew to the wrong airport. On the other side of the state. I'm driving through the night to rescue her. FML
Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML
Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML
Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my friend. It wasn't until I got there that I realized I'd come on the wrong day. Her flight arrived yesterday, so that explains her radio silence for the past two days. I just thought she was in transit, but turns out she's pissed at me and wants me to pay for the Uber ride she had to take home from the airport. FML
Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML
Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
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Serafie 0
Get her to mail it to you, then?
toink 0
She will find out you had her in the ignore list.
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Comments (87)
epicwinmaster 0
oh boohoo. your life is totally ******... ive lived without a cell phone for fourteen years, i think you can handle 2 months..
besad_fml 0
i've lived without a cellphone for 6 years. my parents let me get a phone really early.
kevind23 0
Oh grow up. What has this species come to if we cannot live without a bloody cell phone?
celtic420 0
"Oh grow up. What has this species come to if we cannot live without a bloody cell phone?" I agree with the whole "not being able to live without a cell phone" thing...I lost mine about 3 months ago and haven't bothered to replace it. Nevertheless, I think the bigger point is that the OP essentially watched something he/she paid for fly away for 2 months. That sorta sucks...sorta like money down the drain. Can't they mail it to you though? This sucks...but I'm not so sure your life is f-ed because of it.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
YLIA
ShetHappensxx 0
OhMy dearest. Its both YDI and FYL because you should of been more responsible, but your not gonna have your phone for 2 months Sorry!
ShetHappensxx 0
Your mean
AAAAHHHH12 2
You're stupid.
graaar 0
Her mean what?
morpher910 0
get over it. i don't even have a phone.
AAAAHHHH12 2
And the fact that you're thirteen might have something to do with not having a phone. I'm not completely sure, but I'd think that would be the reason.
silverx10 0
You noticed that you put it into her purse, or you realized that you did? If you mean the latter, well, FYL. Though I dun see how you can notice it's in her purse, when she's airborne. For all you know, maybe it just fell underneath your seat in your car.
Bdellophobic 0
have them mail it back to you?