Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend, who I'm moving in with, flew up to drive from Pennsylvania to Texas, where she lives, with me. I went to the airport to pick her up and we discovered she accidentally flew to the wrong airport. On the other side of the state. I'm driving through the night to rescue her. FML
Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML
Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML
Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my friend. It wasn't until I got there that I realized I'd come on the wrong day. Her flight arrived yesterday, so that explains her radio silence for the past two days. I just thought she was in transit, but turns out she's pissed at me and wants me to pay for the Uber ride she had to take home from the airport. FML
Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML
Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
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Serafie 0
Get her to mail it to you, then?
toink 0
She will find out you had her in the ignore list.
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Comments (87)
Bloodknight 22
Ask her to mail it to ya, no big whoop!
AshleyRose784 0
looks like you hafta get a new phone.
M13LO 0
as much as I would like to agree with plexico, I'm sure she was his only friend
littlegolferboy 4
Oh God, how could anyone ever survive without a cell phone? It's just so unimaginable.
angeluscado 15
Not everyone has a landline. I'd be cut off from nearly everyone if I lost my phone.
cmac86 24
why would you have your phone in her purse anyway?
xfmylifexxx 0
dang people complain for the dumbest stuff these days. your getting ur freaking phone back, its not like its lost.
roadrunner189 0
that doesn't make sense about her having more problems if this f's her life, because if this is all that is wrong in her life, that's pretty darned good!
freestuffbox 0
Who goes on a two month vacation?
LilaBear 2
umm... lots of people? Geez, it's not that big a deal. I went on 6-7 week holidays with my family every 2 or 3 years between the age of 13 and 20. My mum was a school teacher and my dad saved up his leave so he could take it all at once. And I know someone else who is currently on a 7 month world trip. She and her bf have been working and saving for years to do it.
realggirl 0
Looks like you just got yourself an excuse to travel!! Lucky you! xD You could always have her mail it to you but that's not nearly as fun.
Flamersplamer 0
FAKE, how could you notice that without the purse, it could be anywhere, nice try though.
LilaBear 2
no it's easy. They possibly remembered they had put it in her purse for some reason. People do that all the time. You know, forget where they've put something and then remember later.