Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
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Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
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Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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smtm2012 6
That's just sad.
G0v3nat0r 7
That us when he is supposed to ask "how do you spell that again?"
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Comments (159)
NailQueen2 7
Most guys like YOU (the girl) to say his name.
rebelliousshroom 12
What? Why on earth would that be? Anyway, I think the whole thing about saying your partner's name during sex, whatever your gender, is weird. It would never occur to me to do that. What an extremely awkward thing to do!
Calyx_fml 22
I forgot my wife's name for a minute when we were having sex. It was bizarre.
RedPillSucks 33
OP: Say my name, scream my name..... BF: Erm..... Erm..... Baby, the sex is so mind blowing that I lost the part of my brain with your name in it.
2Siccckkkkkey 2
HAHHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAAH!! Atleast u got some
roz123 1
Some if these are so gross
rebelliousshroom 12
Wait what... You've been in love with him for years, and 1. You haven't made a move before, and 2. Your game to make him fall in love with you is to sleep with him, before you've talked enough for him to catch your name? I don't know where to begin, this is so fail. YDI
kitsune3 20
Wow, ignorant much? Try using your head, dipstick. Ever stop to think maybe she HAS talked to him, but there's a legit reason he forgot? And why should she make a move right away? People aren't always that bold, and if you are, I can only assume you're the kind of person who thinks sex is the only thing that matters.
dansco 25
Well I'm guessing he hasn't been in love with you, at all and probably would've dumped you soon after sex anyway...
cowgurljess101 0
Haha
CarouselHeart 11
YDI for screwing a guy who doesn't even know your name. Do you just have no sense of self-worth or what?
itooamscrewed 10
Well, God only gave men enough blood to think with one head. I think any guy would have a panic moment, especially depending on how into sex he is at that instant. At least, I hope that's the case, and not the alternative, which is that you had sex with a guy who doesn't give a crap about you.