Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me "Baby." FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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smtm2012 6
That's just sad.
G0v3nat0r 7
That us when he is supposed to ask "how do you spell that again?"
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Comments (159)
Brilliant66star 17
Good for you both! Evidence that your sex is so good you blew his mind -- your 'mama's silk purse' put him in a trance, girl!
miaxsmiles 1
Bullcrap story....
steve90z 1
Meh happens to the best of us
hazelsun41311 0
Doesn't matter had sex? :/
supahcoolperson 0
Anddddd that's when hes supposed to say "How do you pronounce that again?" and hope its not something simple lol
SimplyEerb 3
What a clichè thing to say during sex. Not something that usually insinuates 'love' Also, how are you in love with someone who doesn't know your name? Seems the feeling isn't mutual.
DoubleBlumpkin 4
I am sorry but I don't feel bad. You have to have some responsibility in the fact that you slept with him before even conveying your name to him. Maybe put it some more legwork on a real relationship before spreading your legs? I mean, that is if you actually care enough.
A_Hernandez90 2
was it good while it lasted?! haha this story reminds me of a moment... I was able to guess correctly LOL
aira_1202 0
That
vbmg152 19
If a guy's having sex with you & he doesn't know you're name, you've got bigger problems! Like the many STD's he's likely carrying! I'd get to a doctor ASAP!