Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
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WhatThePhuc 0
SURPRISE CONTRACEPTION!!!
kleokriesel 0
that's what you get for using the pullout method FAIL
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Comments (49)
Do_The_DANCE 4
Please be literate ok? Your text is making me dumber by reading it.
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
"I came while she was writhing in pain" -What kind of woman am I that this turns me on?
IndicaPaincakes 28
What kind of monster are you?
joannedeniseTM 7
this is more of a f her life. at least you got to cum. all she got was pain!
moonlightruled 9
better then slipping and falling back into her and cuming!!
shotgun_girl 17
You know pulling out doesn't always work anyways right? Sure less chance but still your shooter puts out small ones before the big one -_-
Cherubapples 4
why do these sex posts get posted on here? YDI
peterblackmer91 12
You slipped? What do you mean you slipped. We're you standing up??
ic2drops 10
Should've nut in her butt to prevent her from gaining the baby gut