By cat cat
Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
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By  boopingsnoot  |  23

Get some Preparation H to soothe your rear (it’s like lip balm, but for your butthole!) and consider not wearing thongs, because thongs can carry fecal material into the vagina and urethra, leading to BV and UTIs.