By cat cat - 13/07/2018 01:30

Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
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if it doesn't stop bleeding after a while like 30mins then I would recommend seeing a doctor

Coat his underwear in icy hot. He will be out of commission all day.

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if it doesn't stop bleeding after a while like 30mins then I would recommend seeing a doctor

Coat his underwear in icy hot. He will be out of commission all day.

It slices, it dices, and it'll tear you a new asshole! It's... The Thong!

I think I speak for all men when I say we appreciate your bravery in wearing a thong. Don't let one bad experience stop you from wearing them 👌

I will never understand wearing string in your bum

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I do it to avoid underwear lines of I'm wearing something tight. I definitely don't do it for guys.

But lack of panty lines.

In this scenario, your brother is the real bloody asshole!

Thongs arent worth the infections, or in this case, bleeding assholes.

Get some Preparation H to soothe your rear (it’s like lip balm, but for your butthole!) and consider not wearing thongs, because thongs can carry fecal material into the vagina and urethra, leading to BV and UTIs.

You know it got stuck in her front butt to.

Time for an (embarrassing er visit...