Kids and Health: Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was...

By cat cat - 13/07/2018 01:30

Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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You deserved it 11 010

By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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You deserved it 39 154

By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 683

It's a wrap

By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, it was my first day working for a real estate company. Just when I got into my car, my pants ripped from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants, a split that was three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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You deserved it 647

By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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You deserved it 25 228

By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 27 June 2018 20:16

if it doesn't stop bleeding after a while like 30mins then I would recommend seeing a doctor

Zekfen 17

Friday 13 July 2018 2:26

Coat his underwear in icy hot. He will be out of commission all day.

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 27 June 2018 20:16

if it doesn't stop bleeding after a while like 30mins then I would recommend seeing a doctor

Zekfen 17

Friday 13 July 2018 2:26

Coat his underwear in icy hot. He will be out of commission all day.

Madrias 36

Friday 13 July 2018 2:31

It slices, it dices, and it'll tear you a new asshole! It's... The Thong!

real life problems 26

Friday 13 July 2018 2:41

I think I speak for all men when I say we appreciate your bravery in wearing a thong. Don't let one bad experience stop you from wearing them 👌

Emma Marshall 19

Friday 13 July 2018 3:51

I will never understand wearing string in your bum

Soninuva 41

Friday 13 July 2018 7:59

Username checks out

cperagui 18

Friday 13 July 2018 9:19

I do it to avoid underwear lines of I'm wearing something tight. I definitely don't do it for guys.

raven_of_azarath 34

Friday 13 July 2018 21:42

But lack of panty lines.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 13 July 2018 5:10

In this scenario, your brother is the real bloody asshole!

Selene1090 26

Friday 13 July 2018 5:34

Thongs arent worth the infections, or in this case, bleeding assholes.

boopingsnoot 24

Friday 13 July 2018 6:00

Get some Preparation H to soothe your rear (it’s like lip balm, but for your butthole!) and consider not wearing thongs, because thongs can carry fecal material into the ****** and urethra, leading to BV and UTIs.