Kids and Health: Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was...

By cat cat - 13/07/2018 01:30

Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML

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interesting33 36

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Wednesday 27 June 2018 20:16

if it doesn't stop bleeding after a while like 30mins then I would recommend seeing a doctor

Zekfen 17

Friday 13 July 2018 2:26

Coat his underwear in icy hot. He will be out of commission all day.

interesting33 36

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Wednesday 27 June 2018 20:16

if it doesn't stop bleeding after a while like 30mins then I would recommend seeing a doctor

Zekfen 17

Friday 13 July 2018 2:26

Coat his underwear in icy hot. He will be out of commission all day.

Madrias 36

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Friday 13 July 2018 2:31

It slices, it dices, and it'll tear you a new asshole! It's... The Thong!

real life problems 26

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Friday 13 July 2018 2:41

I think I speak for all men when I say we appreciate your bravery in wearing a thong. Don't let one bad experience stop you from wearing them 👌

Emma Marshall 19

Friday 13 July 2018 3:51

I will never understand wearing string in your bum

Soninuva 41

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Friday 13 July 2018 7:59

Username checks out

cperagui 18

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Friday 13 July 2018 9:19

I do it to avoid underwear lines of I'm wearing something tight. I definitely don't do it for guys.

raven_of_azarath 34

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Friday 13 July 2018 21:42

But lack of panty lines.

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 13 July 2018 5:10

In this scenario, your brother is the real bloody asshole!

Selene1090 26

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Friday 13 July 2018 5:34

Thongs arent worth the infections, or in this case, bleeding assholes.

boopingsnoot 24

Friday 13 July 2018 6:00

Get some Preparation H to soothe your rear (it’s like lip balm, but for your butthole!) and consider not wearing thongs, because thongs can carry fecal material into the vagina and urethra, leading to BV and UTIs.