fingerhut
United States
Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML
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ThatGuyRory 9
That's what Tabloids are for nowadays anyway.
roafteth 4
Lolol, at least it wasn't as bad as it could be, there will probably soon be another fml story from the guy whose yard you used
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baabyxniiica 6
Now that's what I call a shitty thing to happen. ;)
SamHedges 5
Gruesome!
willyboy95 2
dude you should have taken the dump on shitty neighbors lawn
I_heart_sex 1
Who carries the bulky Sunday paper when they jog??? I find it hard to hold a bottle of water when I run.
Uramonkey 11
dude u suck. i can fight the urge no problem. the only times i have shit myself was when i was a very little child.
billyme 4
20 minutes from home, JOGGING. Yes, it's easy to hold it in.. but exercise stimulates the feeling and it's extremely hard to hold it in while moving. Try even holding in your piss while rushing around the neighborhood, you'll see what I mean.
hateevryone 15
oh wow. what did you eat?
MickGold 8
Shitty day?
sparkrok 8
Gotta love the puns :)
Jujubilee 1
Oh god it's happening... It happening... It's happening..!!!
Mandybruin 15
Ah, Bridesmaids. Funny movie. :)
FYLminerocks 7
Maybe if you're lucky your elderly neighbors just thought you were a dog.
flapdoodle 2
Maybe add butt clenching exercises to your workout?