fingerhut
United States
Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML
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ThatGuyRory 9
That's what Tabloids are for nowadays anyway.
roafteth 4
Lolol, at least it wasn't as bad as it could be, there will probably soon be another fml story from the guy whose yard you used
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MrsCunny 1
This is y u need a bladder and ass of steal
Zozo_The_Cat 9
It's times like these when a nice leafy bush comes in handy. Or did you do that and then use the newspaper to "clean up"?
atomicmrpelly 2
Seek medical attention at once sir, this is not normal.
Dilwann 27
Ever tried running when you feel a poo coming up? I bet you didn't. I tried it, and running makes it so much worse.
Joey_Bellows 1
You carry a newspaper while you run?
chavez13 5
At least a Sunday paper, a little dignity there
Testing1234 25
And that people ....... Is how classy us men are.