fingerhut
United States
Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML
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ThatGuyRory 9
That's what Tabloids are for nowadays anyway.
roafteth 4
Lolol, at least it wasn't as bad as it could be, there will probably soon be another fml story from the guy whose yard you used
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Enslaved 38
For some reason this FML reminded me of the movie "Friday" with Smokey pooping outdoors and crackhead Ezal walking by. Lol
DocBastard 40
"Hey, Smokey's back here takin' a shit!"
soccerdude79 0
You could've just took a shit on someones lawn
perdix 31
If it was one of Rupert Murdoch's News Corp papers, your shit would be completely camouflaged in the reams of crap you are carrying around.
Aoifexzx 3
Could have been worse, you could have been running in the Olympics.
lol2011 0
I still fel bad
lol2011 0
Going to play temple run tell u all if I get a mill
OfficeNinja 5
You were jogging, with the Sunday paper, on a Saturday. Now the full effects of legal medicinal marijuana are known.
perdix 31
Did you get "the runs?"
neverdrinkSODA 12
Want better results in half the time?? Try HIIT!!
doonerz 0
Not Garfield!