fingerhut
United States
Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML
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ThatGuyRory 9
That's what Tabloids are for nowadays anyway.
roafteth 4
Lolol, at least it wasn't as bad as it could be, there will probably soon be another fml story from the guy whose yard you used
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MrLoux 6
Like a boss!!
tonysmansion69 0
Wanted ads headline "1 portable toilet... oops... to late."
icey0796 6
Once I saw a moose.
abbasgirl 3
I jog regularly, so I get the sudden urge thing. What I don't understand is why you were running with a newspaper.
scruffyindiekid 2
That's all we need in a newspaper 'how's the world doing today? How's the economy? The stock markets? How's the quest for a cure for cancer doing?' 'shit'
sparkrok 8
that's the reason? funny. I don't jog because I'm out of shape, lazy, jogging is too much like work, and I'd rather play my guitar. but to each his own.
helms97 0
You deserve that for saying "let the beast out" .
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Thank you for providing a good reason to buy a dead-tree version of the Sunday paper instead of just using the online version.
Littlelizard2810 6
You unleashed the beast.
rmr0011 8
I didn't understand his nickname and then I saw the ad.