Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
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Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML
Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML
Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was walking in the woods with the girl I like when I saw a vine overhanging a small creek. Trying to make her laugh, I took off my shirt and started swinging on the vine like Tarzan. The vine snapped and I fell into the creek. Guess who's missing half the skin on his back? FML
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AhouKaho 11
Well you were almost sitting in a tree K I S S I N G
emirie 21
I hope the tree wasn't too tall.
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Comments (142)
mylifeequalsfml 5
you think he would have just said no lol.he must of really not wanted that kiss. sorry op
NeighSoulSister 6
I'm pretty sure he didn't purposely fall out of a tree.
mylifeequalsfml 5
I think I know that...it was a joke "haha", loosen up people
TallMist 32
#134 It sure as hell wasn't a funny joke.
pickleOnABun 10
he was trying to get away
helloboyzder 13
Oh man, I hope he's okay. Was the tree very tall?
ylirne 9
I hope he's oak-kay
AnOriginalName 19
He'll be pine.
Welshite 39
Just give him some aspen for the bruises.
Bloink 25
I hope he's not birchy about landing on his palm
jessBeAqueen 13
when you went to help him, was he weeping ?
iLike2Teabag 27
Yew should check to make sure his butt isn't evergreen from bruises. It willow-er the chances of him thinking you're nuts.
nooneherer 5
wow you really went on a limb there
Ytram_fml 10
You have really helped spruce up the comment section.
ndomer 6
Hopefully he landed on his ash
cakefete2 30
Fir real guys, wood you lay off the tree jokes already.
tman1985 9
maple he'll forgive her this time around
daisy2101 7
Don't worry OP, if the date was going well and he liked you back, it could be something to laugh about in the future!!
raininginseattle 9
Run, Forrest. Ruuuuun!!!
victrin 12
I guess you floored him
drewflav 17
More likely he got grounded for hanging out with a girl :P
DocBastard 38
I'm sorry, I must have read that wrong. You climbed a tree? To watch the...wait, what?? How does that make any damned sense? Climb a tree to get an apple or flee a dog, not to watch the sunset.
Infamous_Tora 12
Doc, romanticism is not a strong suit of yours, is it?
drewflav 17
Doc getting thumbed down badly. Now that's a rarity! Don't feel bad, it happens to all of us from time to time, some more than others (myself included).
Goblin182 26
How does climbing a tree give a dog fles? And why would you?
perdix 29
If your kiss makes a guy fall out of a tree, that's pretty good. If it makes him come out of the closet, that's bad.
Llama_Face89 33
Know from personal experience, Perdix? XD
MrBoredomioo 18
What happened to perdix's picture?
perdix 29
#33, sorry to get your hopes up, but no, not even if you give me a very expensive generator.
j_cat187 19
But... It's 120 volts ac!
sunnyray812 42
At least you guys have a funny story to tell. I hope there were no major injuries.