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Well, actually…

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 16:01 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, and almost every day, my mother tells me she loves me, and I say I love her back, even though I don’t. FML

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By chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

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Starved

By LoveMeMother - 20/09/2018 05:00

Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML

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By KaLa - 08/02/2009 16:30 - Canada

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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By wow - 05/05/2011 06:13

Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to give to prove me wrong when I said she can never say positive things about me. FML

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By TGIkaty - 10/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

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By anonymous - 27/06/2015 17:40 - United States

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

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Don't break my stuff

By erin - 30/11/2021 11:01

Today, I complained to my mom about her always acting cold towards me, and that it feels like she doesn’t love me anymore. Her response was, “You’re damn right I don’t, not since you broke my favorite glass last year.” She used to tell me she’d always love me no matter what. FML

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Living conditions

By To you? Hard fucking pass - 03/04/2023 08:00 - United States - Collegeville

Today, like every other day, my mother, who I live with due to circumstances outside my control, harasses me every twenty minutes and generally treats me like her personal slave. When I dared complain, she had the audacity to tell me I’m lucky to “live a life of service.” Yeah, fuck you too. FML

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By machina - 16/07/2019 04:01

Today, I approached my mother for comfort, because I've been feeling depressed and unloved by anyone lately. She replied, “Honestly, I stopped loving you back when you were a toddler.” FML

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Almost right

By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 06:01

Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 26 April 2022 0:26

She's probably lying, too.

D J's MOM 17

Tuesday 26 April 2022 12:10

unless she mistreats you, you're ungrateful to have a nice loving mother.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 26 April 2022 0:26

She's probably lying, too.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Tuesday 26 April 2022 3:34

Why speak with her at all then? You are under no obligation to do so.

whydoyouneedone 8

Tuesday 26 April 2022 3:43

She is probably still raising OP and it is most likely necessary to still speak to each other….

SirEnigM0nk 22

Tuesday 26 April 2022 5:09

In that instance, yes, a certain level of bilateral communication is required...even if OP can't stand the situation. Once on their own, it's their call.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 26 April 2022 4:58

Yes, you are.

lexxiasaurus 27

Tuesday 26 April 2022 10:16

I know this feeling as well. and it hurts. hating the woman who gave birth to you is really painful and makes you question a lot. I wish you the best dear.

D J's MOM 17

Tuesday 26 April 2022 12:10

unless she mistreats you, you're ungrateful to have a nice loving mother.

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