Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
Today, my dad grounded me. Again. First it was my phone, now my watch. How the hell am I supposed to communicate now? FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
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oldenuff2party 3
thats messed up
AlexBuda 0
Congrats, your mom is a Nazi! :P
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Comments (230)
GothicAngel17 24
i agree with 5t3ff1k4h
RokNRoll11 9
the fact the article says that sucks
zyzy92 8
Monitor my phone call=Death in my book Make a rumor about me cheating on my girlfriend= Death in my book Not allowing me to leave the house= Death in my book All in all, where the hell did i put the gun at!?!?
EmilyFelton98 0
Ummm, PHYCHO MOM ! :O
kasumirock 13
You live in Utah so I'm guessing she's an ignorant, elitist Mormon.
Dictator_Gordan 1
Ugh I know what you mean, my mom yelled at me to where I was crying my eyes out because I'm an atheist so until I leave her house I'm a "christian"
Splayd 10
Idiotic, heathenish pseudo-Christians giving proper Bible-believing Christians a bad name! I seem to recall the Bible saying, "Parents, do not frustrate your children," and "Thou shalt not bare false witness (lie)". Moronic asps!
music87 14
I see you are from the same state as I. The people in this state are crazy everywhere I've found. It sucks.
techno_rawr 6
=O I would have flipped my shit xD
9gag4life 1
I really don't believe this one....