Today, I was grabbed and romantically kissed at the crowded carnival. Unfortunately, it was not by my husband but instead it was a complete stranger, in front of my husband and children. Now, my husband will not talk or believe that I didn't know the man, and my children think I'm a cheater. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend outside a bar, when a hand on my shoulder yanked me back. I screamed and turned to see my husband glaring at me, with his best friend behind him, recording us on his phone. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML
Today, we went to an amusement park, or tried to. My idiot husband stuck his hand under his shirt like a gun and demanded free passes and "all the cash" as a joke. He's banned for life, they escorted us off the premises, and my children are inconsolable. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML
Today, what was supposed to be the happiest day of my life, my wedding day, turned into the day in hell. A friend caught my now ex kissing his friend outside. The girl he told me was “just a friend and nothing more” whenever I suspected there was indeed nothing more. Now I've found out in the worst way. FML
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xnemesis1981 15
Great support when you've been indecently assaulted. Tell your husband to grow a pair and stop victim blaming.
GhostFox 34
What the hell is going on with all the people just kissing, proposing and other stuff to people they don't even know? Is this some new, dumb social "challenge" phenomenon, or are people just being especially jackassish this month?
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Comments (76)
Red_140 5
Should've beaten his ass. You have every right to
Mortoli 30
well its too bad the husband didnt get pissed and fight for you... I would have started swinging nobody kisses my wife but me and select few that i wouldnt get mad with. lol if i was married. im sorry but i wouldnt be able to take that i would have grabbed him from my wife and knocked him out. you just dont do that shit i dont care who you are.
Gummy_money 3
you just got sexualiy harassed and your husband's mad at you? wow
nanner6206 24
ouch, I tried to press "like", my bad.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Carnies are crazy. Surprised your husband doesn't know this. Still, that's kind of a form of sexual harassment. Call the cops!
mtk3514 1
This happened to me and the missus as well. But I know my wife and believed her when she said she didn't know him. The guy learned quickly she was married and that gravity still works. By her, not me.
Tyrax 16
I'm assuming you didn't slap the guy, probably out of pure shock. That would have settled things from the get go. Hopefully, it was just a case of mistaken identity, but people are doing all sorts of weird crap as social media challenges. A lot of it being total asshole moves that could honestly ruin the lives of the "prank" victims. Hopefully hubby and kids will come around, OP. Follow up?