Today, I was grabbed and romantically kissed at the crowded carnival. Unfortunately, it was not by my husband but instead it was a complete stranger, in front of my husband and children. Now, my husband will not talk or believe that I didn't know the man, and my children think I'm a cheater. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend outside a bar, when a hand on my shoulder yanked me back. I screamed and turned to see my husband glaring at me, with his best friend behind him, recording us on his phone. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML
Today, we went to an amusement park, or tried to. My idiot husband stuck his hand under his shirt like a gun and demanded free passes and "all the cash" as a joke. He's banned for life, they escorted us off the premises, and my children are inconsolable. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML
Today, what was supposed to be the happiest day of my life, my wedding day, turned into the day in hell. A friend caught my now ex kissing his friend outside. The girl he told me was “just a friend and nothing more” whenever I suspected there was indeed nothing more. Now I've found out in the worst way. FML
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Top comments
xnemesis1981 15
Great support when you've been indecently assaulted. Tell your husband to grow a pair and stop victim blaming.
GhostFox 34
What the hell is going on with all the people just kissing, proposing and other stuff to people they don't even know? Is this some new, dumb social "challenge" phenomenon, or are people just being especially jackassish this month?
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Comments (76)
dharmaint 15
Um how
StarkWolf_fml 23
it all depends on if you pushed away or kissed back now.
thatweirdasian 22
You were basically assaulted and your family chose not to believe you. How insulting! Did you act super shocked after it happened? If this somehow happens again (and we hope not!), slap him when he's done kissing you and ask him trivial questions about yourself to let your husband and kids know that you two really don't know each other, at the sane time really hoping the stranger knows nothing about you. O.O
no0ne0890 29
I would argue she should start resisting way before the kiss is over, she might not escape but definitely put a struggle from the get go.
DoomedGemini 38
People can freeze up in such situations, the fact people are telling op she should have "fought more" shows some of the issue in how we treat sexual assault and such..
kafka13 9
do you really think that he was standing there and kissing op during an hour or so? i'm sure it took like seconds so op wouldn't have time to react
thebestwooods 7
There would be red sky's if I watched someone do that to my girl
vikky538 29
Your husband should grow a pair
tounces7 28
If you filed a police report - then your life sucks. If you didn't, then you deserve your husbands ire. I can understand why your husband would think the way he did, if you didn't take the matter to the police.
jocamo 24
so if for some reason I don't report sexual assault that gives my SO leeway to assume I'm having an affair? that logic is ****** up
no0ne0890 29
that is ****** up when you take it to the extreme but for this case and I really mean THIS case there is some valid point not filing a report case with witness reports at your disposal is just dumb so there should be some reasoning of why not or she could just be dumb and didn't think of it but why?
GhostFox 34
Maybe because to file a report you need either a name or the ability to point out your attacker, which considering it sounds like the guy kissed OP without her consent and then ran meaning she probably didn't get a good look, means OP probably had neither. Which, since those are extremely logical and simple reasons for why OP didn't file a report, would make you the "dumb" one.
Mooglefox 24
Did you even try to stop the guy?
GhostFox 34
Gonna say again: assault victims have a high chance to freeze. The average person doesn't walk around primed to attack people, even in self defense, because they don't expect to be attacked.
Roronoazoro000 6
Did you freeze? Did you do nothing afterwards? If you did, i can see why both your husband and kids think badly. This isn't about your husband being insensitive. If a girl came up and romantically kissed me and i didn't do something to stop it or show it wasn't wanted then I wouldn't be surprised if my girlfriend was mad at me as well. Just trying to look at all sides of the situation.
nanner6206 24
I'm sure the look on OP's face was that of surprise, confusion, disgust. Surely her husband could have seen that and realized it was not a kiss OP approved of. shame on him for blaming and assuming the worst.
Heape 3
Yes you planned to be kissed at a random time by someone you know at a carnival
dontknow1 19
Well you have to understand your family, it really sounds horrible, give them some time and then talk to them.
GhostFox 34
...OP was attacked, and her family are the ones entitled to hurt feelings, after essentially saying that not only was it not an attack, but that the attack was her fault? That isn't how it works. OP's husband was a complete jackass for not only blaming OP for the event, but priming their kids to blame her for the event. It was "horrible" for him? Maybe he should have done the NORMAL thing and realize that if it was "horrible" for him, it was probably worse for OP, and he should do the proper thing and ask if SHE is okay. He doesn't have any justification or reason that would make him anywhere near being in the right in this event, and saying that OP should consider his view point is just ridiculous.