Miscellaneous: Today, I was going to put some Italian dressing on my salad when...

By imamess - 15/09/2014 21:37 - United States - Rockville

Today, I was going to put some Italian dressing on my salad when I noticed that the oil and vinegar weren't mixed. After putting the cap back on, I shook as hard as I could. The cap came flying off and I showered myself in the dressing. FML

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Tuesday 16 September 2014 9:39

Instead of shaking as hard as you could, you should have put that strength into tightening the cap lol.

Phooey 22

Tuesday 16 September 2014 9:41

it's not the first thing you showered yourself in after shaking it hard.

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fairydust7 9

Tuesday 16 September 2014 22:07

Sorry but YDI. You should have put the cap on tighter. Sucks to have to clean up that mess though.

fairydust7 9

Tuesday 16 September 2014 22:15

I've had some of my favorite clothes ruined with oil/grease. I hope you put it in cold water and used dawn to get it out before washing it otherwise they will be ruined. You deserve what happened but not to have anything ruined because of it. That would suck.