Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
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Top comments
JessTrek 0
Aw. I feel bad for him. I really don't know how two people in a relationship can be on such different pages. Couldn't you at least have hinted about breaking up?
rayrayy_fml 0
That's awkward. :/ Did you reject him? & #3, maybe they were on the same page. Maybe they both felt it was time for a change. She felt the solution was something new, and he felt it was taking the relationship to the next level, who knows.
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Comments (172)
hi_from_HI 0
Why are people hating her for wanting to break up with him (maybe in public), but he purposely planned to propose in an even greater public setting. Proposals should be for the two of you; not a whole restaurant and your whole family!! FYL
Shyman4ever 0
YDI for waiting AFTER the date to break up with him.stupid bitch!
12frisbees 0
Hey now, kids, break it up. I'll turn this van right around.
Yea_Wateva 0
haha nah that person actually has a point its not the best but i mean come on yew gotta be nervous to break up wiff someone maybe she was trying to get a free meal but they dont have to call her a skanky hoe and all this? I honestly was really bored and juss wanted to see what people would tell me then i thought it over and like i shouldnt of said all that but im juss saying they shouldnt be calling her a skanky ***** juss fer one free meal big whoop. Honestly I know i should of juss put that in the first place but oh well im not perfect plus im juss a kid.
SirAwesome 0
"The man always pays for the date." Lots of golddiggers and the men who love them post on FML, it seems.
spillproof 0
*queue "dun dun dunn" sound effect*
cheeter 0
I'm sick of you kids giving us younger teenagers a bad name. Type properly please! I can tell you're 12 because you use words like wiff and juss.
Casualt1234 0
the plot thickens!
helpmeiamblind 0
Total agreement with this comment. YDI and alot worse you ****** ****, leading on the poor guy like that, and then trying to get a free dinner out of it all before you leave him broken...
broken_princess 0
More like FHL for getting dumped in front of everyone. You're a bitch, you just wanted to get one last thing out of him before you ended it. YDI big time.
Lythiaren 8
YDI for being a twofaced leech. Why would you lead him on for so damn long that he thought he could marry you? You just damned him to an eternity alone, he's probably never going to propose to another girl again for fear that she'll dump him like you did. For that you deserve a swift cuntpunch and the same lifetime of loneliness that you've brought upon him.
TaoShaman 24
are you really this dumb?
QuietRiots 0
As so many others have said... don't break up AFTER the date! Come on.