Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
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JessTrek 0
Aw. I feel bad for him. I really don't know how two people in a relationship can be on such different pages. Couldn't you at least have hinted about breaking up?
rayrayy_fml 0
That's awkward. :/ Did you reject him? & #3, maybe they were on the same page. Maybe they both felt it was time for a change. She felt the solution was something new, and he felt it was taking the relationship to the next level, who knows.
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cookydough28 0
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
jules_gd 2
#142 #143, yeah the guy's side would be http://www.fmylife.com/love/4405336
ziqi92 0
but thats so cruel to laugh and say no way.....
schreint 0
They're two weeks apart though, aren't they?
mock09 0
How about a new FMLism? YDIG: "You Deserve It - Grammar" YDIG: You deserve it because you somehow made it this far in life without the ability to speak . (Not to be narrowmindedly English) You would use it in cases like this. "To witness him propose to me"???? FHL for trying to marry someone without a grasp of the english language.
HappyFishh 0
More like **** his life for having a girlfriend or, if you said yes, wife who doesn't even love him..
andbullockstome 3
Before you complain about other people's grammar you should remember that "English" is capitalized... I'm Norwegian and even I know that.
My2864 1
your a dumbass if you said yes..
daniella4680 0
did u say yes?!
unrealzeuss 0
thats a ******* stupid idea ! bring families to a proposal ! not so romantic ..
GreeneyedWonder 0
Dear goodness please tell me you said no. Don't spare his feelings for his family's sake.
ceddyz17 10
fhl that would be embarasing as hell but you gotta do what you gotta do
TheZarola 10
I would say FYL if you were going to break up with him some time before the date. However, you were going to get a free meal out of him and then break up with him. YDI, bitch.
hamster_10 2
your fault for trying to get a free dinner put of him first!