Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
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Top comments
JessTrek 0
Aw. I feel bad for him. I really don't know how two people in a relationship can be on such different pages. Couldn't you at least have hinted about breaking up?
rayrayy_fml 0
That's awkward. :/ Did you reject him? & #3, maybe they were on the same page. Maybe they both felt it was time for a change. She felt the solution was something new, and he felt it was taking the relationship to the next level, who knows.
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Comments (172)
defeatism 0
if you think your life sucks after that, just imagine that poor guy that you dumped...
lovesucksxxx 0
If you were going to break up with him, you should've just done it. Don't waste his time by going to dinner then doing it after.
Yea_Wateva 0
What ever how am i giving a bad name juss i type lykk dis haha what ever were only kids were not gonna type lykk im some college student when i can get away wiff it rite now haha imma start talking lykk dis juss to piss yew off more (: and sorry im not 12 im 13 haha(; so whatever if yew think that thats yewr fking opinon not mine.
BridgieQ 0
You a jerk. How could you let him take you out BEFORE you dump him. I hope you said NO. He deserves better.
CharlieMitsuki 0
Y'Ouch. Well I'm wondering if you said yes or not and why you wanted to break up with him in the first place.
babyydoe 0
aww how sadd, i wanna know what happened next
mjmnkl15 0
why do you wait till after dinner? so you can be a jerk and get a free meal out of it?
govball 0
Did u say no to the proposal LOL
blahder 0
That is what you get for trying to break up with someone after using them for a free meal.
cookydough28 0
i SWEAR i saw the guy's side of this one...